What kind of man are you? As Dr Sin gave you a gift and this is how you repay me ?
@DrSin, yeah but I feel like less of a man because she’s insatiable
@Geo1345, bro it’s thanksgiving, can you not hit my feels so close to home
@Geo1345, that’s when you get some high power vibrators and pray you can keep her satisfied long enough to recover
@Geo1345, use your mouth, use your tongue, your fingers, your toes , and your nose then finish her off with your dick! You have other appendages. And toys don’t forget toys
This must be what it’s like dating TouchMyCatEars
@Natural Sarcasm , nhaaaaa... I don’t see the dual button folding walker anywhere
@seeUpee, man you keep callin her old and she’s gunna drive up to Tennessee and kick you balls straight up to your tonsils
@Natural Sarcasm , why threaten me with a good time?
My dock is too Raw and it’s numb
Its fun at first..... then the chafing starts.
i will gladly accept this challenge. a true testament of my desire.
So this is what it’s like when you’re married and your wife is trying to get pregnant. Sometimes you just pray she doesn’t get a super smiley face on the pee stick, bc you better be ready to go and nut STAT.
Look, I've been with a girl I couldn't keep up with. It hurts after so much, it's literally too painful to keep up.
@blind, as a virgin I’m actually surprised it’s possible to do it so much it starts to hurt
@Toxia, Yeah, no matter the size of your ding a ling, it can only take so much. You can work it out im sure, but yeah. You can over work it.
@blind, there are many ways to pleasure a girl without the dong
@Kar With a K, that is very true, but that's foreplay. 😈
@blind, If you make her cum during foreplay, then you’ve achieved your goal. And while she is stimulated, you bring out the leak and potatoes.
Always ready to nut
Let the potatoes rest, plz
This is now my favourite meme in the world haha. Every damn time I date a guy it starts out with "oh yeah I love girls who love sex" and then becomes this meme XD
@Kaywinnet, can i be your dildo?
@keiner versteht mich, lol how do you know I'm not fvck ugly
@Kaywinnet, after a long enough amount of time has passed some dudes just don't care lol.
@Stealthnuker, oh gee lol
@Kaywinnet, quarantine life though. May you be blessed with wonderful and exciting adventures :)
Dicks, dongs and dingalings... Yep, that about sums up the guys on this app. Here's a lil secret from us girls: Just hurry the f*ck up back there so we can go to the farmers market cuz you promised.