Just some simple rules
Rule #1 if partying hard at someone’s house, leave your wallet hidden somewhere in your car.
Rule #2: get a clip on key so your drunk ass doesn’t loose the car keys.
Rule #3: don’t have sex if she is too gone
Rule #4: never drive drunk
Rule #5: Epstein did not kill himself
Rule #6: take your shoes off when you pass out or is free game with the sharpie
@seeUpee, you forgot a couple..
#7.) Always bring a battle buddy
#8.A) Always have an escape plan
#8.B) Always have a plan B
#9) Never admit you have evidence that will lead to the arrest of a clinton
#10.) This one is probably the most important...never..and i mean NEVER trust anyone you dont know drive you anywhere. And NEVER trust an unknown substance. From experience i can tell you that more peoole than i care to admit have gotten into dangerous situations because a friend said "oh come on we can trust them! it'll be fun!"
Also personal experience. People brought "coke" to a party. It turned out to be some shjt meth that hospitalized nearly everyone that had some of it...
@MMSieBreeze, wait... what was #9 I didn’t understand that one
#10 is so true. Dude high as fvck apparently hit a car and ran! Me in the backseat with my battle buddy going WTF!?!?!?
@seeUpee, this one time i was in the back seat of a ford ranger(i think..the one that the seats fold out and you sit sideways)and dude was geeked up on something(the triple C era or it may have been meth or crack...but i digress...he was speeding like hell and swerving and a cop put on the lights and busted a U. This mother fvcker took the fvck off through back roads drifting turns like he was on the hoonigan team jumping giant speed bumps that eventually blew a tire or 2....we got away...but that night i swore id never EVER get in a vehicle with someone i dont fully trust
@seeUpee, ive never heard the shoes off rule before. I’ve never seen anyone follow that one.
@Z0IDBERG, ive fallen victim a few times lmao
Dont put coke in a bill it wastes that shít, the fibers will hold onto quite a bit of your very expensive powder. Use a baggie or foil. But if you plan on doing it often invest in a coke tube
@Guy Fawkes, some folks use straws or do key bumps, thank you very much.
@ Mr Cuymenq, no i mean for breaking it or storing it. People will fold it in the bill and break it with quarters and just leave it in there to carry it
This is going to be interesting as he rouses up with burning cocaine rage