@aminalFacks, you rang?
@aminalFacks, Johnny Carsins?
@Jesus Chrysler, I love this app!!
@aminalFacks, I thought he was an Accord though.
@Al The MotCoJCoLDS, he does not speak of his own accord. It's his side chick
And it was also established that they have movies meaning they have car actors for their car movies. That means they have a car The Room. And a car Tommy Wisseau.
@sir killjoy, and a car Waluigi
@WelI Obviously, Car Waluigi doppler effect.
@sir killjoy, don’t forget a car centipede movie
@sir killjoy, you’re tearing me apart car lisa
Actually. It is known cannon that the cars at one point "removed the need for humanity" so all of these references and types of cars were left over from the humans who came before.
The real question is, since we've established in "Planes" that there are also sentient planes in the "Cars" universe, did 9/11 happen?
Hung on the cross? Dont you mean the 2 post lift?
Well if you subscribe to the pixar theory, then that could mean that the religion was established long ago before cars and they happen to just keep it going.
Car pope means car Jesus the same way real pope means real Jesus. If you don’t believe in that this implication is meaningless
@The next plague, i think the post is trying to imply that a car was nailed through its tires onto a cross as imagery opposed to religous views
@IOWAAAAAAAA MAN, I think plague is trying to imply there was no real Jesus, therefore no real car Jesus. Just a story they would tell. Or, in the very least, he’s implying that not everyone subscribes to these beliefs.
@The next plague, Jesus or no, car pope still implies that there are a lot of compact cars getting their exhaust pipes plugged by the car priests.
And a car wife, see that sexy looking Mercedes over there? My wife’s the big fat bus behind it.
A Golf Hitler
You do realize the holocaust is not a person, right?
Too late in this game to be making observations like that sweetie.
They're just imitating fallen humanity
No, no, no not a car Jesus.
Thier religion is based upon a mechanic named Jesus, who is able to save cars by repairing them. He may or may not have died on the cross, but he defenitly has the virgin Mary up in his shop...err I mean church.