Holy shjt. I'm making a coffee downstairs, and my phone alarm went off upstairs because I forgot to turn it off. Bixby was yelling through my house: "Good morning! :) It's a beautiful day! :) It's 17 degrees Celsius today! Maximum will be 23 degrees today. I have seen blue skies! A perfect day for a picnic! :) Now for the news. Five children die in a fire in a daycare in Pennsylvania! :)" Then I got to him and turned him off. Jesus Christ who would want to be woken up with that?? And all in a happy as fvck tune as well.
@A pet named Steve, bixby sounds like an ass
@Z0IDBERG, yeah I'm starting to get the same feeling
@A pet named Steve, with these uncut posts coming back into recent, I almost thought this was your big return
@A pet named Steve, hey willkommen zurück. Lange nicht gehört, was war los?
The fall of an era
Blockbuster looks like it's in Jurassic Park
It’s missing the Notre Dame cathedral