This is precisely why I can't take the new movie seriously. The trailer made it all look fun and dazzling and safe, when the actuality is the internet is scary, dangerous, and deranged (and for porn, LOOOOOOOTS OF PORN)
@ptitty1231, and let's pray it stays that way.
@ptitty1231, I honestly hope that one of the animators manages to slip a pornhub reference into the movie.
@ptitty1231, the internet is really really great... for porn.
🎶The internet is for porn, porn, porn!!!🎶( Avenue Q )
@CaptianMcKenderson, so grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!
They haven't even hit 4chan yet
@Sexy Homunculus, once you hit incognito, you're gonna sea some serious shjt.
@Sexy Homunculus, god help them when they do
@Sexy Homunculus, at the end of the movie they enter through a door that says 4chan, but to their demise, it’s an empty room with a glass wall. The room begins to fill with gas and they can no longer breathe. Through their burning eyes and the clouds of toxic chemicals they can just make out the glowing red eyes of hundreds of Pepe’s on the other side of the glass wall chanting “KEK!” In unison. They choke to death on their own vomit.
- END -
@Sexy Homunculus, But 4chan is awesome.
@Sexy Homunculus, in the trailer when venelope says "take somewhere intense" the first thing out of my mouth was 4chan
@Sexy Homunculus, god help them.
@Sexy Homunculus, or ATF
The hell did you expect? Wait until you find porn of yourselves fųcking out there.
@Dephenistrator, Thanks to the ‘right to be forgotten’ that’s not something I have to worry about any more.
@Nellybert , *screenshots
@Dephenistrator, Oh we’re going back a ways here, doubt anyone thought of doing that - and once it’s gone from Google it’s as good as deleted. What’re people gonna do? Ask Jeeves?
@Nellybert , of course you ask jeeves, he is a super pervert!
Alright time to come clean, who’s browser history is this????
@megamanx181x, ....I’m not sorry.
@Kamitha, so that’s what gets you hot??
@megamanx181x, Ralph in a sweater/tie combo would be even better.
@Kamitha, with no pants of course
@megamanx181x, ...why would he need them?
List some kind of porn and I'll tell you if I have wacked to it
I don’t know why Ralph is complaining