Number 1 for my parents: Lets have a child!
@TheBigJ, well at least you were planned
@Midnite St0rm, step one: let's not have a child
@A Monty, ooh that one stung a little
@Midnite St0rm, most unplanned births do
@A Monty, I did, at least
@A Monty, just sticking the knife in further with every comment aren’t you? I like it. Have my upvote
Poland had control of Moscow in 1612. Things went down hill after
Fun facts: Napoleon invaded Russia on June 24, 1812. Hitler invaded Russia (Operation Barbarossa) on June 21, 1941.
It seems the actual lesson is "Don't invade Russia unless you can win in four months. "
@Filker, he lost in literally the exact same way
@Filker, Hitler did kinda have a thing for Napoleon’s methods and such with the whole conquering Europe thing.
Step 1: Be me
Step 1 profit
Step 2 heroin
Step 3 forgive dead brother
Step 4 taxes
Step 6 ????
Step 7 poke Putin
Step 8 tie a string
Step 9 pee on a child
Step 10 drive off in sunset, u got em blue
Canada could easily invade Russia. No one would believe them when they lose there country to a bunch of hockey stick toting, igloo loving, lumberjacks!
...in the winter
Everyone makes two mistakes when invading Russia:
1.) they do it in winter
2.) they don’t bring enough bear traps
Russia is cold sometimes.
Step 2: Do it in the winter
At least that’s what my parents have always told me
“So, you like Bionicals?”
"C'est une très bonne idée!"
"Ja, da kann ich nur zustimmen."