Where's the Kalashnikov?
@The Handlebar , under the hat
@The Handlebar, correction... It is the hat
Should the name ivan come with it?
@Nocturnus, I prefer Sergei
@matryoshka78, what about Nikolai?
@Nocturnus, Lol that too. Evgeni is my favorite.
@matryoshka78, never heard that one, is it female?
@Nocturnus, Male. Just very ethnic. You gotta be super Russian for that one.
@Debearus, Like the goalie 😊
@Nocturnus, perhaps Vladimir?
@Nocturnus, da I'm here
@Nocturnus, A NU
*douchey Russian immigrant
Small wrong detail. The adidas outfit has a Marseille logo on it and they're a French football team.. No one shoot me in the back as I walk away please. *leaves quietly
Those good old 90's...
@Crimea, Lmao!!! The track suits and hats, right?!? I almost died of laughter when I saw this! 😂
@matryoshka78, lol don't forget the squatting!
@matryoshka78, here's the real question. Are you Russian? It appears so, but alas I only have your name and that ridiculously small avatar photo to work with...
@nate930, I am the most Americanized Russian girl ever. Born in America to a Russian family.
@matryoshka78, ahh I see. I know a Russian girl. I think it's interesting how her last name takes on the female spelling of her father's last name. That's why your last name ends in the letter "a", I'm assuming. Maybe that's common in other cultures, but not in America!
@nate930, All Russian girl names end in A. If her father's name is Ivan, her name will be Ivana. (which is my sister's name btw) My name is actually not matryoshka, that's my nickname. But my real name does end in A. Idk about other cultures but it is a very Russian thing. An almost unbreakable rule.
@matryoshka78, the more I know...I think Spanish cultures do the same. Thanks for the info :D
What about the super speed and mind control? Don't all Russians come with those?
@EnderDGames, and a bear.
@Super Hans, only if it's on a unicycle
@EnderDGames, why wouldn't it be?
@Super Hans, good point.
As someone who isn't Russian but has a stereotypical view of them, I can confirm this is true
They all wear bunnets?
Don't they need a cab too?
Fun fact: This also doubles as the Turkish guy starter pack.
One shoe only, other sold separately
Still no potato