You were NEVER the quickest. People have this weird idea that the first sperm to reach the egg is the one that “wins”, but this isn’t true. We’ve never believed this to be true, at least never in my lifetime. The first sperms to reach the egg weaken it before being killed by the woman’s immune system. The one that finally fertilizes it isn’t the first to reach it, but the one that breaks through.
So even as a sperm, you weren’t #1
@Baileyjrob, wait a minute... what was all that one in a million talk?
@Baileyjrob, you were #1 because your sperm was the one that raped the egg, the other were just simps.
@Baileyjrob, I imagine a scenario that’s basically like the survey corps vs the beast Titan except instead of the survey corps it’s sperm and instead of a giant monkey throwing rocks it’s an egg hurling white blood cells
@Baileyjrob, I feel like most people know that these days.
@Baileyjrob, evidently, I was the one the egg was waiting for.
Thank God for low standards
While it means the loser egg picked the loser sperm and made me
Hey man fvck you!
Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
Ok, fvck you buddy!!
Chaotic, just like nature.
Sexual selection gets real weird, real fast, once you get into the details. It’s why ducks have corkscrew penises. If you’re a dude, it might be making you sick. And even though it’s ostensibly a part of natural selection, aka “survival of the fittest”, sexual selection might make a species LESS fit and more likely to die.
Maybe the egg was just really stupid and selected the worst sperm.