Too bad I live in...****AMERICA!!!!**** *EAGLES SOAR ABOVE DROPPING FIREWORKS AND BACON OVER ALL THE LAND* Sorry my freedom was showing *zips back up*
@cuntdestr0yer, *turns around and proudly leaves toilet seat up*
@cuntdestr0yer, American bacon is not real bacon. It has uses, but proper English bacon is better.
@Smithy2997, you mean ham? Uh, I'll keep my bacon thank you. Dont make me smack you with my freedom!
@cuntdestr0yer, yeah well FREE HEALTH CARE, unicorn on passport, boobies on page three on the newspaper and swearing after nine on TV and dr who and inbetweeners! Plus Beatles Rolling Stones the smiths black sabbath sex pistols arctic monkeys! GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
@cuntdestr0yer, nah, once you've had proper bacon, your life will be complete, and you will know how to spell words with the letter u, and stop being so damn rude by talking to strangers.
@cuntdestr0yer, excuse me i think you dropped your diabettus
@Smithy2997, its spelled COLOR g0ddamn it!!!!!!!!! (Does that make you rude for talking to me? (A stranger) who was minding his own business while commenting?????) But in all seriousness, I'd be willing to try other types of bacon.
@Relcobraninja, dont worry about my diabetes, but you better go check on your queen though, I believe she has fallen and can't get up.
@cuntdestr0yer, maybe, and also, aluminium. Not alooooomeeenum. Most of the other elements end '-ium', what did aluminium do for you lot to treat it differently?
@Sherlockruinedmylife, tits on TV for free, it crowd, free paper on the train, channel 4, Sherlock to name a few more ;)
@Smithy2997, I say "your queen has fallen and can't get up" and you respond with how we pronounce aluminum? I think I've won this battle my friend.
@cuntdestr0yer, I was replying to the previous comment, but seriously the Queen is a badass, along with most of the rest of the royals. Look up some of Prince Phillip's best quotes for proof
@cuntdestr0yer, too bad I live in...*CANADA!!!!!* MOOSES ROAM, beavers grab their hockey sticks. and there is bacon all over the land* sorry my freedom was showing eh *zips back up*
@cuntdestr0yer, FVCK YEAH 4 million square miles of FREEDOM
@cuntdestr0yer, I would just like to say the best bacon is Canadian bacon
@Jake The Legend, funny, but that's called sliced ham and is awful compared to real 'Murican bacon.
@cuntdestr0yer, *the song " born in the USA plays in the background*
@cuntdestr0yer, How is everyone arguing over bacon? Is this normal people behavior?
@cuntdestr0yer, 3 mainstream 5 me.
@cuntdestr0yer, show your freedom with pride fellow patriot
@cuntdestr0yer, 1776: the reason the American flag is next to the English option.
@Sherlockruinedmylife, Long live our noble queen, GOD SAVTHE QUEEEN, *du du du du dur* Send her victorious happy and glorious long to reign over us GOD SAVE THE QUEEEN!
@cuntdestr0yer, not 100% on this but I heard that if you are American you have to pay taxes to America even if you move country to live without ever going back, that isn't very free that's like the opposite of free... That's expensive
@cuntdestr0yer, didn't England own the majority of the world for a long time? And before that wasn't it France who controlled everything?
@cuntdestr0yer, yea freedom... We are not very free if you think about it
@Sherlockruinedmylife, we gave the world the Internet. BOOM!
@Sherlockruinedmylife, ROOOOYAAAL BRITANIA!
@cuntdestr0yer, you better be willing to try our blooming bacon m8 😸
@Titty McGee, and in the Olympics opening ceremony we actually did a big thing about it 😹
Could a real person from the "United Kingdom", "Great Britain", or "England" please verify the accuracy of these?
@thundercunt, Brits are exceeded in rudeness only by Parisians. At least in Europe, because I spent time in the east and Persians tie with the Chinese for worldwide snobbery.
@thundercunt, Yup, most of these are pretty accurate, though English language represented by US flag normally causes rage quit rather than crying.
@thundercunt, I'm from the UK and a few are true. The reality is that our nation is full of three types of people: sarcastic people, too polite to say anything people and crazy hooligan types
@thundercunt, Yeah most of them like the daily mail, the US flag and the awkward hello, which is only awkward when they don't say anything back really...
@thundercunt, as a 20 year old English male, the pound in my bra is 💯percent true.
@thundercunt, yeah it's totally accurate, making eye contact with a stranger on the tube makes me want to jump out the window so
@thundercunt, All of these are true( but idk about the puns one) I'm British and this is true.
@thundercunt, less so in Scotland, because over here we get shjt done.
@thundercunt, well... er... I HATE THIS COUNTRY. I wanna go to Canada!
@Heimdall, "aluminium - did you mean *aluminum*" and thats when I get angry.
@that guy from tv, I once heard someone ask 'do you not speak American' if I was in range I would have clawed their eyes out.
You know what it's like to be northern irish?, the irish don't like you, the Brits don't like you, that's why we have the scots on our side, for haggis and fighting
@BurningWaffle, I hate to break it to you, but scots hate everyone mate. Is English, you Irish, the welsh, the Americans , the French, even the other scots. But we love them
@BurningWaffle, norn iron
As an American I enjoyed these a little too much
As someone who used to live in Britain I can tell you they aren't polite at all they are all jerks. Scottish people are kind and polite tho.
@nightshift manager, to true Bro I got mugged walking home 4 times and know I'm friends with the mugger
Someone please explain "Teabag in sink, spoon in bin"
@Metzger, A technique passed through the generations and final part of the most holy ritual of Tea Brewing is the Teabag Disposal. This is performed with a deft scoop of the Teabag from your Cup with your Spoon, a final squeeze to extract the final, most concentrated essence of the beloved Leaf and then a graceful flick of the wrist to place the Teabag into your waste receptical of choice, using the necessary force to dislodge the Teabag from the Spoon into the bin. At this point you may choose to return your Spoon to the Cup for future stirring or place it to be cleansed in your sink or dishwasher in readiness of the next Brewing. There are incidents however where the uninitiated, the foolhardly or the just Plain Knackered would perform these acts in the incorrect and deftly flick their Teabag into their sink or dishwasher and sully their Spoon in the depths of their waste receptical. This is not a proud moment in any Briton's life and frankly we don't like talking about it much.
@Metzger, he meant to put his teabag in the "trash" bin and the spoon in the sink. Mix up.
@DuelaDent, thank you for the more accurate answer
@LowGravitasWarning, but it seems as though you really DO like talking about it
@Metzger, you're welcome, citizen.
@LowGravitasWarning, nailed it
@LowGravitasWarning, omg your comment left me crying with laughter, so true!!
@LowGravitasWarning, @DuelaDent, my apologies if these comments came off rude, I'm an asshole when I drink. THANK YOU BOTH FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION
So, what I gather from this is that Brits are socially awkward, self centered, jerks who have bizzare tea habits. That's pretty unflattering, and I would also guess inaccurate. Who made this?
@Texacan, it's mostly correct for commuters and people who happen to like tea. The sad thing is I live up to most English stereotypes, enjoying tea and penning two dogs in a nice house in the countryside.
I think some of these aren't just for Britain.
Im from the UK and I can really relate
@Modern Age, Brit here, finally someone else.
Ha, i can totally relate to this. Yep, totally British. Tea and sh*t
Why can't North Koreans masturbate?
@TheMakerofBadJokes, they do not hold erections
@TheMakerofBadJokes, if you're going to tell a joke in the hopes of getting a top comment at least make it original and not steal it from a previous picture.
@LaxBro2121, first off, I don't particularly care about getting top comment.
@LaxBro2121, stupid thing sent before I was done.
@LaxBro2121, the send button is where my enter button usually is. Okay. I do not mean to repost jokes. I forgot I got that joke from this site. I forget which jokes I get from off this site, and which jokes I get from this site. I'll be sure to double check in the future. Thank you for reminding me. :-)
Sorry for steeling your stereotype.
I'm English and this is the worst British problem: "I'm in me mums car." "Get out me car!" "Awh." Happens all the time
Hey guys off topic but i've been getting into anime lately but i'm limited to what's on Netflix :/ anything you guys would recommend???
@superdigityguy13, death note, attack on Titan, and full metal alchemist.
@Jasonwithay, seen them all haha, I've seen AoT, FMA, Death Note, Soul Eater, Fairytale, Blue Exorcist, and Knights of Sidonia.... all the other suggestions i'm getting are borderline porn which i'm really not comfortable watching with my grandfather who happens to sit with me everytime I try to watch
@superdigityguy13, Sao, fairy tail, FMA, attack on Titan, death note, and baccano if they ever put it back up.
@superdigityguy13, definitely SAO (sword art online) the second season just started aswell
@00maxx, oh yeah SAO was my first one after FMA and I also just finished black butler and started Hero Tale
@superdigityguy13, Well then ive got nothing XD
@superdigityguy13, One piece!!!
@Funder Fox , is it on netflix?!?!?!?! I haven't seen it in years!!!
@superdigityguy13,Fate/Zero...... Baka and Test is short but funny..... Ouran High School Host Club..... Fruits Basket...... That's all I can think of that you haven't said you've seen
@Gay Ninja, thank you gay ninja I haven't seen any of those so I'll definitely check it out!
@superdigityguy13, I recommend Samurai Champloo English sub (Japanese vocals) on Netflix. Fun, action packed, emotional, one of the best soundtrackes in all of anime, and self contained episodes. Good choice for anime starters.
@superdigityguy13, cool :D let me just explain them real quick so you can have an idea if you'll like them..... fate/zero is very action packed with mages that summon famous people from history (Alexander the Great and "King Arthur" just to name a couple (and yes quotes are necessary) to fight a small war (only 13 people I believe.....) for 1 no rules wish.....Baka and Test is about a school that a hologram program thingy where everybody has an adorable little avatar that can be summoned and used to fight in class wars in order to get better things for your class and the strengths of your avatar are based on your test scores (however which score that is used depends on the teacher overseeing the war (math teacher uses math scores, history teacher uses history scores, etc)..... OHSHC is about a group of boys who started a club to woo girls but not to actually get in their pants (not very much action, kinda girly, but very funny).... I have run out of typing space............
@superdigityguy13, limited to netflix?! Blasphemy! Kissanime.com... However fairy tail I believe is on netflix now
@superdigityguy13, Fruits Basket is about a family that has been cursed, so that when they are hugged by a member of the opposite gender, they turn into one of the Chinese Zodiacs..... Including the cat, who was (according to legend) tricked by the rat so it wasn't able to become a Zodiac.....
@superdigityguy13, not sure it counts as anime but the avatar series are both really good, the legend of Aang is definitely on Netflix, you'll have to stream the legend of Kora from another website but I really enjoyed finishing what I started in my childhood :) Aang is awesome and kora is good too but I preferred Aang
Wow, Britain sounds like a shjtty place.
@John McClane, it's ok I upvoted you.
Does anyone get the feeling Americans are overcompensating for something?
@Bens03, does anyone get the feeling that the British feel impotent after losing most of their empire?
Canadians are polite. Brits are polite with a sarcastic undertone.
As an American, I definitely understand the Assassin's Creed one and the US flag for English, but most of the sites I've gone to have options for US English, Canadian English, British English, and Australian English, so I didn't know that was a major problem. But I think it would be awesome to have an imprint of the queen's face on my chest.
Too American to appreciate this.
I've actually talked to a lot of British people on Minecraft servers and most of them aren't very polite...... I mean they're cool but not necessarily polite
As a person from England, I can deny that we are polite. We're fvcking horrible.
English aren't nicer than Canadians...
@GrumpyKat, we are nicer but only because we're too socially awkward to confront you about it, I broke my leg, got run over by a drunk girl speeding, she got out of her car, asked if I was okay, me being British said yeah it's fine, don't worry about it and then I went to hospital with bones sticking out of my leg, where I refused the morphine because 'it was my fault I got hit, and someone else might be in more pain' so we are pretty polite, just not Londoners.
@Kaos, that's not polite, that's fvcking stupid
I drink tea, not coffee... I'm from the US. Brits aren't the noly ones who drink tea
First World Predicaments
If Brits are really this whiny I wanna slap the next one I see
@Tomper, Come an' f**kin' av a go then m8
@sponge bath sundays, u fakin wot m8?
@Mick the Mouse, dount u f*kin' start, i'll av' u n'all
@Tomper, come an' get some, you dozy cunt
@Tomper, have some hot tea your face then you tosser
@sponge bath sundays, have you ever heard of vikkstar123?
You never see posts about American problems... Just saying 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Unkle77, from Hamas? They voted them into power.
@WilfredMott, from the ridiculous amount of Israeli destruction and terror that is killing civilians. Don't be a dumb fvck dude
@ClamSoda, are you that stupid? You think Gazans would use their own children as shields? Where are civilians meant to go, how big do you think Gaza is? You and your country is falling for this biased pro-Israeli reporting. Civilians, hospitals and shelters are being targeted by Israel and you don't even know.
@Unkle77, you are the "dumb fvck" dude.
@Unkle77, its known that Hamas has illegally stored rockets in civilian areas and made those civilians not leave even after being warned by Israeli forces of impending attacks. This is war. If Hamas will stop firing missiles, Israel will be more willing to stop.
@Texacan, lol you're American, no point debating anything sensible with you
@ClamSoda, known by who? Where are you getting this from? How long do the citizens have to leave their homes? 58 seconds? You try fleeing your home with your possessions in 58 seconds.
@Unkle77, way to show off your ignorance even more.
@Texacan, ok I shouldn't have generalised about Americans my point still stands. There's a pro-Israeli news lobby and it's distorting what's going on in Gaza
@Unkle77, and now who's the uninformed one? Before you let your feelings get in the way and trying to ridicule arguments with moronic attempts, how about you look at arguments from a viewpoint you didn't inherit from your parents.
@ClamSoda, my parents? Lol, where do you think I'm from?! You haven't said anything insightful or sensible to suggest that I am wrong. You're just repeating what you've seen on Fox or CNN. And that's a pity.
@Unkle77, more generalizations from the kid who won't be swayed with facts because of his blind allegiance to a terrorist organization which happens to be fighting an enemy you
@Unkle77, Israel is in the right. They are only defending themselves. They give ample warning when they attack and have even offered cease fires, unlike Hamas.
Was cut off. An enemy you believe to be so.
@Unkle77, lol you're an anti-Semite. No use arguing with you.
@Unkle77, No. Israel strong.
Welsh not British
@jonnyjones1989, I don't understand your language
@Mick the Mouse, I do, so we are all good :)
Wait the British thought they held the stereotype for being polite? Really?!? The people who all but conquered the world thought they were polite?
And then you see the north...
MERICA FVCK YEA GONNA SAVE THE MOTHA FVCKING DAY YEA!
I'm pretty sure the guy second to last is the guy that plays moriarty in Sherlock.....
People look at me oddly for drinking hot tea and calling "soccer" "football"
I don't have any problem play AC3... And I just looooove the rope darts... He he he he he
I've been to the uk and they are all dicks
Relevant Fact: The new Yorkshire tea advert is filmed at my school
SO YOU THINK BRITAN IS MORE POLITE THAN CANADA EH? IT'S ON HOOSER.
I LOVE YOU BABY AND IF QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU BABY
The last one got me
I don't know if anyone has answered the first one but I will; England is one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom, and Great Britain is the island that England is on
But seriously folks. F*ck Tetley
Kiss my chuddies, man.
The Brits have infiltrated funny pics
It's shameful to admit, but I can associate with far too many of these.
Well...the one direction could be for the U.S. as well...which kinda makes me sad for my country
The fourth from the bottom goes both ways; it always feels weird to have to pick te Union Jack when I want to choose English.
@Eunice the emu , oh wow that's strange for them to represent it with the flag for the nation it originatef from...
@sponge bath sundays, considering English did not originate from England but from several different languages from several different countries... Yeah...
@Texacan, Well it was brought to England by anglo saxons, germanic tribes, while the welsh and scots spoke celtic or gaelic i can't remember which, the anglo saxon language is refered to as old english, with the modern language we speak today being developed in England over the years, if you wan't to go into detail, it's also got latin heritage, but at the end of the day, the modern tongue originated here.
@sponge bath sundays, your modern tongue. The American modern tongue is very different, to the point that the flag used to represent the language actually means a difference in the words that are used and how they are spelled. The difference between American English and British English is almost as much as the difference between Spanish and Italian at this point.
@Texacan, it isn't that different, it's just a use of different names for things, which happens all over Britain anyway, and just because you simplify the spelling of a few words that doesn't change the language, or halve of the internet speak a new language.
@sponge bath sundays, I have personal experience, I'm not just guessing when I say it's like a different language. Spanish and Italian arn't that different, but they are different languages. That's why I compared them to English.
@Texacan, Yes but they vary a lot more than English and 'american' english, language hasn't really been standardised that long, so a few different spellings and different word uses don't change that much, it's why thesaurus' exist and that abominations like "selfie" and "twerk" get added to the dictionary.
@sponge bath sundays, they are different enough that Americans and Brits have communication problems when working together. I know a person who worked in Abu Dhabi for 2 years with British ex-pats and found it very hard to understand what they were saying sometimes, and vise-versa. An Italian speaking person can easily communicate with a Spanish speaking person, because the languages are nearly identical except for spelling and various other nuances, yet they are different languages. This is why I compared them to English. You don't seem to have enough experience to debate this fact. Have you spoken in person with lots of Americans lately, or are you basing your view solely off of internet text?
@Texacan, You seem to get upset when people make a statement that you don't agree with and pass it off as opinion, the same as the israeli/palestinian comments, you seem rather arrogant, and yes i have spoken to americans, canadians etc, i work in a science research complex and a lot of people come from all over the world to use it's facillities, i can understand them better than british people becaue of a thing called accents, these make it easier or more difficult to understand people in many cases, look it up.
@sponge bath sundays, "don't agree with" and know to be false are two completely different things. And an accent is not the only difference between British English and American English. You are being ironically hypocritical. Correcting someone does not equate to getting upset, it's just what I do when I'm bored.
@Texacan, Now you are refusing to see the point and are just being arrogant forthe sake of it, good luck in life building relationships, you'll need it.
@sponge bath sundays, I was simply stating my observations, yet you seem to want to make attacks on my character, classy. The British do not own the English language, sorry that that fact angers you.
Number three bothers me. If anyone is that bothered by coffee and muffins, then they need psychological help.
I almost managed to forget about the daily mail. Thanks stuckpixel!
As a past Commander-in-Chief, I too have felt these struggles, especially the Assassin Creed one