This is my I found my love inside of a bottle called alcohol
@Bad Boi Jesus, I found my love with adult toys
@CrimsonDeath, I mean those toys are fun to play with but do they tell you to start telling people your problems?
@Bad Boi Jesus, they tell me many things,like let's go again or burn that house, normal stuff
@Bad Boi Jesus, getting drunk is cheap when you can turn water into wine
@theduuuude, wine is cool and all but after 2000 years it kinda looses its charm
Damn it Tyler! Oh wait he didn’t upload this
Maybe I'll meet that person here on FP? Hey, I'm allowed to be hopeful.
Met mine 7 years ago and have been dating for 5. Miss me with that depressing shït
This describes my wife and I guess I'm that lucky
@DrawinAblank, um.. No... You missed the whole point.. Somewhere out there is someone who is better for you than your wife. But you will never meet said person.
@Steaknuggets, sorry but I dont agree
@DrawinAblank, you're agreement is not required
@Steaknuggets, neither are your steaknuggets
@DrawinAblank, hmm... You didn't say anything that required agreement... Or even an opinion... Sooooo... Ok then.
@Steaknuggets, I dont understand why you feel personally reaponable for defending something that needs no explanation. The post says simple there is someone out there that is better for you then anyone in your life. Except, of course, if you've already found said person. I'm simply proclaiming that I believe I found that person in my wife. Idgaf if you think I'm right or wrong so I think YOU missed the point of my comment.
@DrawinAblank, oh on i got it... I just hate happy people. Be miserable like the rest of us, have a shítty lonely existence like a normal person on this app.
@Steaknuggets, haha I love my wife but believe me sometimes I'm more miserable then you can imagine
@DrawinAblank, thats like people saying "money doesnt make you happy" well I wanna be rich enough to find that out
"Sister, they don't know what to do with just one of me."
- Richard B. Riddick
I've met two of those, the first was a psycho, the other was a bootyhole, so... Guess I'm super fvcked
"go the whole wide world, go the whole wide world just to find her!"
I met her and she's not straight.... welp guess i'm fvcked