*has to use phone*
"Let me just grab my hedgehog out of my pocket"
@Gladiator, that's an interesting nickname for your penis
@HappyApe, he doesn't trim
@HappyApe, gotta go fast
@HappyApe, I tried my absolute hardest to get to to recognize my dick as a fingerprint but no matter what I tried it just wouldn't work.
I was honestly really upset
@SuperHitler, I don't think anybody wants to touch your phone now anyway
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, hey man If it would have worked it would have been incredibly funny
@SuperHitler, true. It'd be funny and slightly disturbing if somebody managed to unlock it
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, you can sync up to like 10 finger prints, so I'd still be able to use my hands.
Currently I have 6 of my fingers
Two of my friends thumb's
My left pinky toe
And a carrot
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, Mickey might be able to.
@mas2de, *Nam turns into Mickey's fingers flashbacks*
@SuperHitler, lol. A freaking carrot?
@Gladiator, now the fbi has a way into everyone's phone it's the old hedgehog hack
For a hedgehog he sure didn't unlock it very fast
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, it was in slow motion. So us mere mortals can experience his greatness
safe-ish... until he dies then safest
@devil driver, that's when you turn it's paw into a keychain
@HSA, you're a goddamn evil genius!
ok who has the body ? what do u mean u have ashes ??!!!
They say Tim Cook's finger unlocks any iPhone