Sorry's not gonna unfück my wife, Terry.
So, sorry I ate your kids.
@Colombian Sugar, you can have more kids, Terry, but you can't unfück my wife.
Thanks for letting me ride your coattails for this joke!
I'm trying picture how a pterodactyl has sex with a t-rex?
@Stacys daughter ,
Female t-Rex: pull my hair!
Male t-Rex: I'M FVCKING TRYING!
Female t-rex: fine, slap my ass instead
Male t-Rex: bitch I can't use my hands!
@Stacys daughter ,
Female t-Rex: alright fine! Bite my shoulder!
Male t-Rex: *bites* *...too hard, kills her* shiiiiiít
Male t-Rex: oh well *continues*
@Stacys daughter , btw, good luck at commenting! Hope to see you at number 1 👍
@Taquito Speedo, thank you☺️ I was around June 1st-2nd. I lost it because I believe I didn't comment for about 10 hrs and I dropped to 3rd. But hey at least I have my badge. I rub into my brother all the time
@Stacys daughter , you have your badge which is always a big deal! So rub away! Lolol
Now it's just maintenance. Remember it's a marathon, not a sprint, you gotta keep going for a month...that's if you want number 1
@Taquito Speedo, I'm trying, it's either I'm missing updates or I draw a blank. I'm just trying to stay in the top 5. Ray213 has been killing it.
@Stacys daughter , yeah, its best to keep a mental note of the updates but not stress about missing some. Comment when you can. A comment that's a few hours late can still rack in upvotes.
My humor is usually cheesy one liners and overly sexual jokes, and although those can reeeally gather a lot of upvotes, I've noticed the comments that were more personal or more story time based were the ones people responded to more. And also it doesn't have to be one comment that you rely on for upvotes. If you manage a thread of comments on one pic that happens to have, say 4-5 comments/replies and collecting 4-5 upvotes, it's essentially the value of a 20 upvote one-liner
@Taquito Speedo, you and I share the same kind of humor haha thanks again for the advice! I appreciate it☺️
@Stacys daughter , of course! Anytime 😊 and you know where to find me if you have any questions, which I doubt you will cuz you've got a good handle on the commenting 😉
@Taquito Speedo, I keep getting to number 6 and staying about 100-200 away from breaking back into the top 😞
Now we're even you son of a bïtch.
Nah, he just walked on them
I fvcking giggled when i read this haha.
Their names bot
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