I'm sure there's an uncircumcised penis joke just waiting to be said... Wish I had one.
@Personal Jesus, I think I should have it looked at by a doctor
You squash a Gatorade bottle when someone touches your neck? Quirky!
@SDAvino87, My neck acts like the bottle's neck.
@SDAvino87, I believe the word for it is kinky
@SDAvino87, That's not Gatorade sir, it's Infuse.
It's sad how much I can relate to a bottle...
I fvcking hate when you drop your gatorade and it gets stuck like that.
@RKO, did you make your profile picture dickbutt because it comes out if nowhere?
@The Third Gender, oh crap, it's spreading!
I too turn into a dented Gatorade when touched on the neck.
@Alex Ovechkin, we would have beat the rangers...