Wouldn't rustling santa's jimmies make her go on the "naughty" list??
@Slimlite, only in the bedroom.
@Slimlite, it's only naughty if Santa isn't involved. At least that's what he told me.
@Slimlite, Yeah, and whatever Santa does to her stockings I bet it isn't putting coal in them.
I stuffed her stockings! I have to do that for my job, it is in the Claus!
She jingled his bells... Wait that didn't make sense
Nice yamaka Mrs. Clause.
Santa also saw her at my party, Mrs Claus. Thought if let u know...
Mrs. Clause looks like Ice T. Santa got some explainin to do!
But Santa only delivers presents to children...
@Sexy Homunculus, the more you think about it, the worse it gets
Plot twist: he went there to cheat on his wife
And he also stuffed her stocking *insert Mr.Bean face*
How can you tell Santa is married? He only comes once a year.