Liar! That's clearly Baphomet
@ptitty1231, yes, made by the church of satan to go along side a monument of the 10 commandments.
@ptitty1231, *rolling stones intensifies
Baphomet holds up the two fingers representing "in the pink," but why isn't he acknowledging those who openly accept the one "in the stink?"
@Che D Lay sir, -"live long and prosper"
-"you're not doing it right"
@Che D Lay sir, "Hey everyone, smell my finger! It smells like a sumo wrestler took a dump on a burning tire"
@dj evolve fan club, that is so odd...I could distinctly see black smoke and a pile of burning tires where a heavy Asian man in a diaper stood prone and paralyzed. There was a generosity to his posture and I felt compelled to check his oil. I keep a pair of fingerless gloves close by and ready... some sumo sniffers can be germaphobic and won't participate...just make them feel important, that seems reasonable.
@dj evolve fan club, It smells like a bunch of longshoremen having sex in a butcher shop.
@dj evolve fan club, lol. I am a longshoreman. And never buy fresh meat in Wilmington, you can smell the sea men outside the building.
@Che D Lay sir, I'm just getting these from SNL 'witches brew' scene with will ferrell and Cameron Diaz. It's too funny.
@dj evolve fan club, I'll check it out. I just thought the coincidence was too great to not say something.
Btw- I repeat, do not buy fresh meat in Wilmington. Do not buy rancid meat there either, but just so you know...
@Che D Lay sir, I can't find a vid on YouTube but there's a script online
Orgies, you say?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, yeah, everyone's dumby, vegan, and hadn't bathed in a fortnight. And by orgy they mean undulation till completion like a gang of seals. So look, I won't stop you, I would advise not going on Friday. Cause it's the beans potluck night.
@That one lurker, please stop! I can only get so erect!
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I do declare
Just remember that Satanism says to only pursue sexual advances to those who are willing participants, and Catholicism says that when a man rapes a woman, they must pay 10 silver to the woman's father and make her his wife.
Is satan a scapegoat?
@1oftheFew, you devil, ewe
Hey I'm just stopping by to say that I'm taking this meme waaaay too seriously and plan on letting this meme get the better of me. Anyways, cheers, y'all. Have a lovely night.
I’m liking his platform..
And tortures people for all eternity. Satanism is the epitome of edgy athiesm even more so than pastafarianism. Hur dur look at me christians your bible written over a thousand years ago tells you being gay is wrong while my satanic bible written 50 years ago doesnt hur hur hur why is satanism more moral than Christianity.
sincerely- an athiest.
@CocoasBro, s’a meme breh
@CocoasBro, Not only is this picture just a meme, but the church of satan itself is basically a meme. Not something worth getting so mad about.
@Weird Porn Stash, not mad just making fun of it breh.
@Hoban Washburne, its a roast breh.
@CocoasBro, Its not even a roast. Its a belly ache/whine. And a pathetic one at that. Typical religious zealots. Can't take the stick out of their ass long enough to enjoy a meme. Its a joke dude, not a dick, you really dont have to take it that hard. Ramen.
@LaDarkProphet, did you not read the part about me being an athiest? But be butt hurt about your cringy ass religion.
@CocoasBro, Holy shiite i absolutely missed that. I read that as if you where a typical whiny Christian shaking their fists at the edgy teenagers. Dats my bad bro 🤦♂️ Also, not a Satanist. I would say im an Agnostic Atheist.
I'm going to count to three...
And child sacrifice. But let's be honest, thats the benchmark of a good time.
@Samblob, Well to be fair both parties allegedly are into the whole child sacrifice thing.
God does orgies too right? I’ve not read the Bible, but I saw the porn.
@VibratingButtChomper, thats no Jesus, its Jesus (hey-Zeus). He steals hubcaps from cars. And does porn.
And once again we see things taken waaaaay out of context.
And flies! I'm gonna say that extends to mosquitoes. He's forever out of my good graces.