When I was young I lost my poop plug and Satan got to me
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I'd ask you to show us on the doll where he touched you but I guess we already know that
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, that wasn’t satan, and by the demons got damn are you tight
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, That's not fvckin fair. Why doesn't Satan want to stick it in my ass?
@ TouchMyCatEars, because I have dibs DUH
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, was it Good guy satan, Satan of the North, Bad guy satan or Bad Boy Jesus ? Or all together or did they stand in line and had to fight who's going in first? I just want to know which one is the real satan
@ifyouaskme, pretty much, yes
@DrSin, *looks back and sees @DrSin branded on my ass cheeks*
Well I'll be damned, look at that!
@ifyouaskme, well look. Ever heard of Elder gods , old gods and new ones ? The universe itself exist in multiple layers but gods and demons transcend reality and usually we meet all our counter parts, so all these people are each their own and they all love to mess with people of the living world
@ TouchMyCatEars, yup, that’s my ass and don’t you dare mess up cuz I’m here to tear it up
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, yeah we can tell Satan got you good
im sorry that this happened to someone
@Z0IDBERG, of all the comments i like yours the best.
...... this is the kind of stuff that affects you for most of your life
I feel like this should be the prologue to this person’s insane autobiography.
Sounds about white.
This is the craziest thing I've heard since "penis inspection day"!
This is completely fake...... but funny af
This kid is still waiting for his condom to grow