I know its a joke but how would the football players hold the ball
@squirrel ninja, with their hands jackass
@Michael Fassbender, so it's handball?
@Michael Fassbender, And then immediately fumble it?
@Feral Snorlax, you'll never get hit you run so fast
@Taquito Speedo, hand-egg, actually.
@squirrel ninja, very carefully
@Taquito Speedo, no, it's handegg
@IndecisiveMemer, if you believe in the heart of the cards you can do anything believe it
Wow, it makes you so fast they had to write "increase" twice
This is both fake and a repost. A re-hoax if you will.
If only it was true... and not a repost
It actually increases speed if you’re in high heels
"We gathered a" what?? What did you gather????
@Dubiousness, we gathered a retoast
This is going to make competitive running very inreresting to watch
I'm guessing the Onion?
U of M! Go Blue!
@Pokedex, nah Konoha all the way. MSU!
@Prince super Vegeta , I wish I could report your comment as offensive. Alas, I cannot.
I know this is fake, but may I just say that speed skaters actually have a similar stance as those kids.
@P0I50N CUPCAKE, it makes sense for skaters because it puts your center of gravity further back so they lean forward more. But for running you want your center of gravity in front of your feet so instead of pushing yourself self forward, you let gravity pull you forward and you just keep yourself up. That's why really fast runners lean way forward, letting gravity do part of the work for you.
Oh they'd still use their hands
@Liar, rip mlg replying skills, pretend this was replying to squirrel ninja
Scientists find that reposting like stuckpixel is actually faster than new content.