Occupy democrats logic
Supporting local farmers
@Kierkegaard, local *pig fatmers
I like the way it tastes and eating substitutes doesnt taste the same as the real deal
The thought of a pig being slaughtered for the bacon I am eating makes me moist what
@MrJojo, shhh, Mr Jojo. Don't resist your desire
@I am bacon man, *moistness intensifies*
I'm an omnivore by nature meant to consume meat for essential proteins I need to survive and bacon is a preferred source
It's fvcking good why wouldn't you eat it
It tastes good.
Ben Shapiro is my hero
@Masta Roshi, what makes this post even better is that he is devoutly Jewish and doesn't even eat bacon.
@Masta Roshi, when my wife wants to argue with me I put on a Ben Shapiro mask and put her in her place.
@Masta Roshi, lmao
It provides essential nutrients like fat for the brain (in moderation)
Bacon and salami and all the deli meats are poison
@KipKipperson, Well I try to kill you like poison, but you just won't die.
@KipKipperson, source? Define poison?
@big freedom, if you need to ask me for sources, you're already doomed. Sorry brah
@I am bacon man, you clog my arteries and give me diabetes, smug bastard
@KipKipperson, smug bastard? You're the one who insists on living. Just eat my damn children (they're suicide cloggers)
@someone you despise, you post some bullshît about deli meat being poison. This is not exactly "common knowledge" so asking you for a source is far from out of line. What you've done here is a logical fallacy called "burden of proof".
@big freedom, if you want to debate like you're intelligent, you're going to have to pull that ginormous c*ck out of your mouth and stop smelling your own farts for me to take you remotely serious
@someone you despise, ahhh there it is. Hear that kids? It's the famous "douche troll". He's rarely seen but when he is spotted he looks exactly like someone you despise. He makes oddly human sounding noises but it's all garbled and douchey sounding. Let's watch and observe in his natural habitat - trying to lure people into bullshît debates where he brings no rational argument whatsoever to the table.
@big freedom, go eat some bacon and eggs for me will ya? And chug back a cold glass of milk while you're at it.. lawlz triggered much?
@someone you despise, will do. Go choke on your step dads cock some more.
@big freedom, you're probably going to have to jerk off looking at pictures of your mom to calm down, it's ok brah no one is judging you here on a fkn funny app comments section
@someone you despise, pathetic.
@someone you despise, If you're trying to be a troll, then you clearly don't understand the concept. The proper way to troll someone is by using actual wit to back them into an argument that they cannot possibly win and make sure they realize once they've lost, not just throw out uncreative insults like a five year old trying to maybe get a reaction because you are so alone and empty inside that the only way you can find even a modicum of joy is by trying to take it from others.
@Langenator, troll master. Where's your troll school so I can learn to troll like the kid who sniffs his own farts. The proper way to troll is to pull your pants down, expose your wet stained panties and proceed to cry softly into the strangers arm next to you on the bus
@Langenator, I get laid so your argument is sad and invalid lawlz
@someone you despise, Modern psychological studies tell us that if you refer to a peer as a "kid" that is most likely what you see yourself as. I'd imagine you're in early adolescence, if not just a severely underdeveloped adult. Just a PSA to anyone else thinking about joining in on this argument, anything you say will be in vain, as it is a scientific fact that his brain is not developed enough to see beyond his own ego and realize that he is wrong.
@KermitSmash, explain to me how I'm wrong? I eat bacon but I sure know it's a cancer causing carcinogen. Maybe open up your eyes. An education is what you lack, apart from testicular fortitude :P
@KermitSmash, you like to be Morgan Freeman's voice right now. Stroke your nutsuck on your own time, not in front of everyone
@someone you despise, Okay, I'm always open to new information. Go find a proven scientific study from a reputable source that states that bacon is a carcinogen, and link it in a reply. Insults are a child's tactic and will only get you so far, sometimes you need facts to win.
@KermitSmash, I threw the info out there. You want to know if it's true or not Google it your damn self. I'm not here to wipe your butt and bottle feed you. If you brush it off as nothing then you truly are setting a terrible example of just not caring enough. Not that I care this much but it's whatever
@KermitSmash, if you knew anything, you would know what the world health organization is
@someone you despise, Yes, it is quite easy to spout random nonsense and expect others to sort it out isn't it? It's much like what a child would do, which is a bit too much of a coincidence if you ask me. Oh well, hopefully you'll get there one day little buddy. Have a good night.
@KermitSmash, typical cuck Dem response
@someone you despise, This isn't ifunny, get out of here
Isn't this the guy that someone impersonated to try and sue I Hate Everything?
I love Ben Shapiro
Well, the meat was specifically farmed and made to be consumed. I then bought said meat, thus creating what is know as the Economy. Keep notes PETA, you might learn something.
Pigs would die out because not enough people would keep them as pets causing them to either be euthanized or set out to the wild where they wouldn't survive due to centuries of domesticated dependence on humans. Same with cows, domestic chicken, and other farm animals.
Ben Shapiro is crazy smart. I listen to his podcast every day.
Ben shapiro is an orthodox jew lol
Giving pigs a purpose in life.
Because you touch yourself at night.
Pigs are unthinking food bags, stop humanizing unthinking food bags. Sammiches.
@DrDisastor, I mean it's still a living thing, pigs are actually pretty smart too. Nothing wrong with eating animals, but respect the hand that feeds you man.
@DrDisastor, pigs are actually as smart as and often much smarter than dogs- and rather than use this information to advocate for not eating bacon as PETA would want, I instead use it to advocate for eating more dog.
@Dexios S Divine, If pigs are so smart why are they food slaves? Spoiler: food isnt thst smart.
@DrDisastor, that logic applies to everything then, just because we're sentient doesn't mean we can treat everything like shït
@Dexios S Divine, Why not? Because its not fair? Fairness isnt real, pigs (we call them hogs in the food industry) can and will eat you given the chance and they dont use humane bolts or electocution.