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@Grimoire Weiss, and can I get some straws with that?
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@The Omega Username, I prefer to eat my soup with 6 pack plastic connectors.
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@Burt Reynolds, ah, a man of culture.
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Well.... That's the restaurants fault for stocking plastic straws. They should stock paper or metal. Also the waiter is a douche
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@hasher2288, paper straws disintegrate before dinner is over. Plastic and no turtles every time.
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Straws, please
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Sure as sh!t aint getting a tip after that.
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What have the turtles ever done for me?
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Psh. Id happily ask for straws again and say: "dont try and guilt trip me with that bull. Im the one who chooses how much you get as a tip so cut it with that sh!t."
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@AllThanks, and a side order of spit with your meal coming right up
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@AllThanks, yeah they can bite me. I’d ask for extra straws just to spite them
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@mycatsanahole, meh their tip would be a lawsuit if that went down. After all i dont know if they are clean and thats attempted murder if they arent
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Dont forget the Pandas! Save the Pandas!!!
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I’ll have your turtle murdering straws please. None of that paper straw crap. Leaves a funny taste in my mouth and collapses under its own weight from sitting in
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Bitch give me thirty straws. Your passive aggressive BS just murdered a turtle.
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Give me ten straws
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Well I think it’s funny
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I don’t even use a straw at a restaurant but you bet your ass I’m getting one with every refill now.
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Freaking Seattle
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I would wait till the food was brought out then ask for straws just to be sure the food was safe. But I would definetly be using a straw especially if they have crazy straws
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Yeah I want a straw, I have sensitive teeth a d straws help me not wanna die when I drink anything. Cant they just stock metal ones or paper?
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And then you realize that this is the only waiter that's asking.
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I don’t need a new straw every refill, but I need a damn straw.
I'll have the turtle soup please.