Something like this happened to me once. Didn't find out she was married til we were on a date. Difference is I bailed after we had sex.
If she was gonna cheat anyway, might as well get some of the benefit.
@DHS Crisis Actor, I freaked a married chick twice and it honestly was the best s*x I've ever had. I am a piece of sh*t for doing it but I'm thinking it was worth it
@celtics313131, in before the hate, that's hilarious yet sad somehow
@celtics313131, I'm kinda doubting that since you are using the word "freaked" to describe sex XD
@TR8R, doubt all you want, we freaked homeslice, we freaked hard!
@celtics313131, married chicks are freaks and always freak the best. And don't feel bad. Married people cheat all the time.
@celtics313131, I feel like I'm talking to a bragging elementary schooler. "I freaked her, scouts honor! I did it with my wiener but then I got a boo boo..."
@TR8R, lol "I did it with my weiner"
I agree with you.
@TR8R, dude calm down and go back to eating Cheetos in your moms basement. I get on here to be funny and have fun and people like you ruin it. Love ya! Have a great day
@celtics313131, same lady or different ladies
@TR8R, you honestly sound a little jealous bro, I mean I can give you her number if you want. Love ya
@DHS Crisis Actor, yeah, but I knew she was married! Her husband got me fired from my job so after that I kind of did it out of spite, but still felt terrible!
@celtics313131, well don't. That's an awesome revenge story haha btw don't mind TR8R. We got into it a while back on another thread, ironically it was also about marriage. He's a hopeless romantic so hearing about married people cheating is offensive to him. He's not a bad dude.
@DHS Crisis Actor, ha ha, thanks! He seems like a good guy, thought maybe he just liked to stir up stuff! Funny thing was she hit me up a few months ago and said their marriage has never been better!! Lol, weird!
@celtics313131, weird, I and 13 other people thought my comment was pretty damn hilarious. "It's just a joke Bro, calm down 👌" I'd love you too but I'm not into pedophilia :/
@celtics313131, that was a joke too please don't tell me to eat cheetos again, I just don't know what I'd do :(
@TR8R, honestly I kind of feel bad you actually care about upvotes! Good luck pal, and a pedophile joke? Really? You are better than that! Love ya bud, take care!
@DHS Crisis Actor, you weren't kidding about TR8R! Lol! Holy cow!
@celtics313131, "no body wants people they hate to be right. That's why popular people are f*cking dumb."
@DHS Crisis Actor, nice quote man, I respect that
@celtics313131, it seemed appropriate because he was bragging about 13 people upvoting his comment, like it means djck. Most people on this app are Trump supporting, 9/11 official story believing idiots.
@DHS Crisis Actor, lol. I'm following you right now
@celtics313131, cool same. Btw, go Celtics! That's muh team. Bill Russel, Bob Cousey, Larry Bird, Paul Pierce, Antoine Walker, KG, Ray Allen, Rondo, and now Kyrie Irving YEEEAAAH buddy!
@DHS Crisis Actor, you serious? That's awesome! They are finally starting to come together! I used to live in Lawrence Kansas, and that's where Paul Pierce went to college. I actually hung out with him a few times. He was a pretty cool guy. Larry Bird is my favorite player of all time.
@celtics313131, oh I forgot Pistol Pete too, even tho he only did 1 season as a Celtic.
That's so cool that you hung out with Paul Pierce. He's one of my all time favorites. Larry Bird too. I went to the same high school as Steven Jackson, an Oregon State running back who was drafted by the Rams in 2004. He came and visited my weight training class in 07. Not as cool as hanging out with Paul Pierce, but still cool to meet and learn from a superior athlete.
@DHS Crisis Actor, heck yeah! Meeting any of those guys who turn out to be cool is great!!
@celtics313131, I don't recall saying I cared about upvotes? Was just saying I come on here to be funny too, and I believe I succeeded. And pedophile jokes are like prostitutes. Sure they're messy and frowned upon, but they'll never really go out of style.
@DHS Crisis Actor, I wasn't bragging, I couldn't care less if people "like" what I have to say, as you should very well know. I was trying to make a point that I too come on here to be funny and have fun. Maybe my wording was off.
@TR8R, you are trying so hard buddy! Keep it up pal! Someday you will reach your goals! Love ya man! I'm done responding after this so say whatever you want to make yourself feel worthy for the night! I promise I will read it so you can feel better about yourself! Honestly man you say some funny things, just try to cut back the hate a bit! Take care mate
@celtics313131, Okay Jesus fúcking Christ mate, knock off the patronizing attitude. It is NOT funny. I'm not hating on anyone, not seriously anyway. You can't say you're trying to be funny and don't care about shít and then respond with nothing but passive aggressive BS.
@DHS Crisis Actor, you'd expect someone to bone yer wife cause you "got them fired"? Some can't get you fired unless you did something that's cause for termination.
Just tbh I'd have shot them both.
@TR8R, Dude he's a troll that's never seen a tit. Don't let him get ya upset brotha.
@Caine, if your wife fvcks another man, it's not his fault. Your wife didn't do anything she didn't already want to do. Get a divorce lawyer.
And if you're foolish enough to get married, you have no one to blame but yourself if that does happen.
@DHS Crisis Actor, I mean I'm not married, but loyalty means something to me.
@Caine, well same here. Just don't bet half your shjt on it. At some point either you'll get sick of her or she'll get sick of you. My once rich, now dying grandfather was married 5 times to 5 different women in his lifetime. People change. It's just how it is.
Dad jokes can't be contained
I don't get it...
@dibbysound, dad joke
@diamondbolt7, thank you!