I have asked my cat
@Leslie Knope 2020, bet it looked at you like “go away human”
@Leslie Knope 2020, even if cats could talk, they wouldn't talk to us
@ORGANIC, you get a meow, aint that good enough?
@ORGANIC, cats do talk to us, though. Cats almost never meow at each other, they only meow at humans.
My dog: Stop masturbating.
Me: ( ._.)
@tha5th, my dog, “it would be much better if you could lick it, that’s what I do”.
@Dudeliness, removes rack of ribs
Ahem... bow wow
Yup. And I never hoped to be right about something so much in my whole life.