Have you ever been in your girl's car while she's driving? Justified fright from Goku
@twopotatoes, This is why I'm "chivalrous" and offer to drive
@satan of the north, my ex wouldn't drive when I was in the car because she said I was too critical of her driving so I always got to drive, no complaints except for when I told her I wouldn't say anything she still didn't want to drive haha
@twopotatoes, my bf still tenses up when I'm coming to a stop when I'm driving. I'm a very good driver, he just can't handle giving up control of the car
@Amethyst Sky, there’s a biological difference in the processing and reaction timing of men and women. This is why although men cause more deadly accidents (due to speeding) women cause far more accidents in general. This is due to delayed reaction timing or braking too often. My wife is a great driver, but there has been incidents that have happened where she could have avoided it, but to her it happened in a split instance. I’ve driven for several jobs and have avoided accidents many a time due to my quick reaction. The time someone backed into us, I could’ve avoided it, had I been driving. But it’s the difference in the way men and women process life.
Men are waffles. Women are spaghetti. Great book that talks about brains.
@Amethyst Sky, you can’t admit that you and your boyfriend might have differently created brain structures? Because there’s thousands of tests to show how different men and women are. Processing is one of the differences. What’s your issue with what I said? I didn’t say that women are inferior. I lean more towards the opposite actually. But can we at least find common ground in that men and women are different? Or is that the offensive part?
@Amethyst Sky, to be honest, literally ANY time I'm a passenger I have anxiety, whether a woman or man is driving. Some of the best drivers in the world are women, and I know plenty of women who could drive circles around me and know way more about cars than me, I just inherently don't like the lack of control as a passenger no matter who is driving haha my own little kwirk
@Child Slapper, maybe you should stick to shorter generic comments that appease everyone rather than overly opinionated paragraphs, you might get less backlash, just a suggestion. I've almost never seen top comments that are more than 20-30 words or so. The initial comment should be simple, any discussion or conversation afterward can be as long as you'd like, just like this comment. K.I.S.S.
@twopotatoes, “shorter generic comments that appease everyone” look I’m glad you’re out there trying to blow every joe around, but I don’t really give a crap what others think. You dumb cucks obsessed with likes can go be generic by yourself. I happen to enjoy long, opinionated comments because I get to understand and enjoy who people really are rather than a fake persona. Go be fake yourself and leave me the fuсk out of it. I’ll state my FACTual comments whenever I want, even if they hurt your little feelies
@Child Slapper, well you just called me a cuck and fake for no reason, so you can go fück yourself. If I ever meet you in real life I dare you to be so forward, I'll shove your balls in your throat you piece of shít. No one wants to hear you whine about your life, stop being so selfish and self absorbed. I'll fücking end you. Nothing about me is fake and I'm not obsessed with likes but I'm not gonna lie and say it doesn't feel good to get top comment, I just don't choose to complain about my life to everyone because I know they all don't want to hear it. This is a FUNNY PICS app, not a dumb-bitch-cóck-in-my-ass-whiny-boy app, take your issues elsewhere and fück right off. You're lucky you blocked me because I promise you I would downvote every fücking comment of yours from here on. Your comments aren't "FACTual", they're fücking stupid. I promise you that I'll watch your last breath if I ever meet you.
@Child Slapper, are you scared to reply you little bítch?
edit: yeah I'm instigating now, he started it and I'll fücking finish it
@twopotatoes, lmao, y'all are so fücking crazy
@brenno263, I call out all my downvotes, speak up or keep it to yourself
edit: if you explain your downvote to me or just reply with your opinion, I will literally welcome your downvote, but a silent thumbs down to a simple giggle-comment kinda irks me
@twopotatoes, actually, I was busy at my job and just missed this comment. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you!
And why would I block you? Every downvote from you would be a blessing; letting me know, that I provided the world with a great comment! And calling out downvotes? That’s so petty. FunnyPics has a lot of people that are caring and actually have been great support to me. I’m sorry you missed the heart of our community.
@Child Slapper, let me lay down the disclaimer that whenever I have long dumb comments like my threatening one above, I'm usually drunk beyond the point of recognition so I'm genuinely sorry I was so aggressive, but I'm not petty, I would genuinely welcome the downvote if whoever did it would comment after and explain, like most of my comments that were downvoted were simple nothings that didn't disparage anyone (I dont think), so I'm confused about the downvote and would like to actually hear/read their opinion rather than a silent thumbs down. Plus, I am blocked from commenting or voting on your comments, I have to reply to my own or someone else's and delete the name and write in yours, I thought you knew 😝 anywho, this community has been very supportive and I've tried to do my share of support where I can give it also
All the females I know that drove (friend or ex)
-Drove: often drove reckless. Live in an area where there are lots of pot holes. They would almost alway swerve last minute or lose a tire. Couldn’t parallel park. Would get mad if I offered help. I would offer to fix tire but they would get mad and then ask for help with “sorry” after. Got a lot of tickets. Speeding, stopping, camera, several tickets all the time. Cant drive through highways. Scared her. Only street drive was okay.
-Didn’t drive: They have epilepsy. Cant drive at night. Don’t have car license. Cant afford car. Would asked to be picked up. Needed help with car they only drove once a month because they bike.
-I’ve only known one girl that can drive and the car was her dads and her dad taught her how to drive well. Not her mother.
@MrTrivia, seems pretty sexist, but okay. I guess I'm not a female? I've never gotten a ticket or been in an accident. I guess I'll have to go to a doctor and get this vagina confirmed. Maybe it's been a penis all along??
@Amethyst Sky, ah I guess I’m sexist for telling the truth of those around me. I guess never getting a ticket and or accident means you’re a pro. I don’t know what your argument is and weird flex but ok. Enjoy making stuff up just because you’re sad and lonely.
I’m also afraid of women driving
You hit the brakes hard enough all them cups gonna go flying
Not only can he move a billion times faster then that cars top speed but he can also easily withstand any damage he would take from a car accident a billion times over
Trust no one