I would give that kid an A without even reading the rest of the essay.
@Sushi Rolling, This is why I'd make a terrible teacher.
When I start an essay, I write "The" then it's break time.
@Baron O Beefdip , and then your pineapple burns down because you didnt write your essay?
The... Only 799 more words to go
Bu...but it's 12:31
When I start an essay, I just make the largest heading humanely possible
Might as well submit a McDonald's resume to it when you're done too
Do we get extra credit for honesty now?
He for got to indent...
What a glorious thesis!
Time-stamped 12:31 PM. I smell BULLSHIIIIIIIT!!!
Run-on sentence! *eyes bleed*
It clearly is not 4 am
He wrote the date wrong... The year is supposed to be last...
There should be a , between sit down and shut up.
U have me attention!!!!!