But he did and successfully died a virgin. What a fvcking Chad.
@StiffWood, ultimate power move right there
@StiffWood, Actually, he didn't die a virgin, he was fvcking Chad
I thought it would be avoiding sudden death from Catholic Church for heresy
Science bitches, yes.
He died a virgin though
@Blargetha, first law before first bra, bro
@Blargetha, because he dodged all the panties
This would have been funnier if it had (probably) in parenthesis after his name