Thistle make a great story one day.
@Pingu, you glorious bastard.
@Pingu, dammit. Ain't nobody gonna beat dat comment.
@Proactive Citizenry , NOOT NOOT MOTHERFVCKER
@Pingu, pingo explosive
*Adds thistles to Zombie Apocalypse checklist*
The national food of Scotland isn't actually haggis. It's actually deep fried heroin *the more you know*
@Chuck Fvcking Norris, If the Scottish could deep fry whisky, they would.
@Gamasennin, yes we would
Thistle was a true story
Who runs into battle barefoot?! That's a terrible plan
"Great flower of Scotland! When will we seeeeeeeee, your likes again!
I fought against them-GAINST WHO?!
Proud Edwards army!- BASTÀRDS!
And sent them homewards- FVCK OFF!!"
Their National Animal is the Unicorn.
The more you know
As a Scottish man, I can confirm that this is infact very true
Sounds exactly why the Romans had holy geese in the city