Damnit, I just finished my chemotherapy treatments, and this post gave me an entirely new case of cancer.
@I Are Lebo, Try this *hands gun* it's effective 100% of the time.
@I Are Lebo, Re-read it with a Scottish accent.
Seriously, I'd bet actual money that the original post was written by someone from Scotland.
@Nellybert , Now it makes sense...How...
@Nellybert , I believe hes canadian
@NotHitlersNephew, I found him on Twitter, pretty sure he's Glaswegian.
@SimonPetrikov, Scottish people pronounce English words differently, so they spell them differently too. What's confusing here....
@I Are Lebo, hope the treatments are helping
@Nellybert , I've seen some Scottish twitter posts before, they're all like this. You have to read them with the accent to make sense
@rubyrubyrubyruby, Why not just write the words how they're spelled? We get you're Scottish, no need to pretend you're speaking a different language.
@Jdrawer, Go to Glasgow and tell them that. It's especially effective if you have an English accent.....
@Nellybert , I just finished reading a bunch of Scottish Twitter posts so I think I might be fluent in this O.o
This, ladies and gentlemen, is Scottish. That's right, the Scots write in their own accent
@Cynical Englishman, Aye, lad. That's a bloody Scotsman fer ye.
@Cynical Englishman, I'd love to see the script from an episode of Rab C Nesbitt.....
The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma *milk tips over*
@Dildo Shaggins, Just some wee bampot oot his nut on Buckie.
In some kind of Scottish or Irish accent , I think he's saying he put on a fox mask and almost set fire to (tae) an apartment (flat) trying to pose like the FireFox web browser icon.
@ManWithHair, thank you for the explanu
I think it's trying to communicate
@obijuankenobi, He's Scottish.
@Scott Sterling, this actually helped me a lot. Thank you
That's Scottish twitter for you. Read it with a Scottish accent and it makes more sense.
The picture says Firefox but the text says Internet Explorer.
@Robertato, Try reading it with a Scottish accent.
"Virgin Ball 2"
"Last year for Halloween I put on a fox mask and nearly burned down a flat trying to get as good of an action shot as that shtty web browser"
As a man who speaks english.. what the fvck did this guy say ?
That hurt to read.. But google translate says he was trying to mimic the Firefox logo.
@Cobaltqube, The joke is that the guy is Scottish. Yes, they do type in their accent.
I don't know what that says but I can tell it was a good burn since there's literal fire
@Mr Sarcastic, Try reading it with a Scottish accent.
His virginity level, IS OVER 9000!!