Male models like this always make me feel bad about my body
Oh Danny Devito you never disappoint me
Few more nipples and he can survive a car crash
You also need a magnum dong
Well, I'm half way there!
@Stryker Eureka, I just gotta lose about 10 in.
@Stryker Eureka, I see that you're livin' on a prayer.
@Stryker Eureka, I guess I'm twice the way there.
I'm actually considering height reduction surgery so I can be Devito height. Then an increase in size so I can have a magnum dong
I'll hit the cafe instead of the gym, and lose 2 feet off my height
Yay i am perfect then
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne