Scumbag steve asks his grandma to make him blue waffles
What dark layer of Hades did this guy spawn from? I can't think of anybody that would do something that evil!
@Mr Edward Hyde, Coming from a sick, psychotic, and emotionally unstable mass murderer, that really holds some value.
@Dr Henry Jekyll, I love you guys
@Dr Henry Jekyll, HELLO
Did that once, but 18+ material was blocked so pictures of a lovely assortment of waffles actually did show up
Sorry honey all I know of is Red Waffles *cuts nipple and drips nipple blood in batter*
About as bad as telling her to go to LemonParty.com
@Praise Satin, PLEASE NO! I had a co-worker have me do that in the lunch room where I work. After a very attention grabbing shrieked response to the images I nearly puked my dinner which was a meatball grinder. Still to this day I see saggy balls whenever I see meatballs. :(
True story: My gf and I were deciding what to have for breakfast one morning. We had Blueberry Eggo Waffles, so she said "do you want Blue Waffles?" Im like "NOOOOOOO!!" She said "I meant BlueBERRY!! BlueBERRY Waffles!!!" I said "I...dont want anything anymore..."
My grandma would say, "go ask your slut girlfriend to spread her legs"
@Mattdharmon, haha, that's the type of thing mine would say too
Ok, so I'm seeing this "Blue Waffles" thing for a LONG time and I haven't looked it up, so I'm gonna do that now. (To be clear, I'm only 10 years old so if it's something inappropriate then, well. I don't know," I will report back!
@FrozenTheatreMermaid, ok, well, um I looked it up, and, um, I just have to say, that, um... EW DISGUSTING THATS THE WORST THING EVER GROSS GET IT OUT OF MY FACE DON'T LET IT NEAR ME UGH DISGUSTING GROSS HOW CAN ANYBODY LOOK IT UP, I CANNOT BELIVE I ACTUALLY SAW THAT OH, DISGUSTING GROSS UGH EW EW EW EWWW
"I pictured my mom, alone in our little apartment on the Upper East Side. I tried to remember the smell of her blue waffles in the kitchen. It seemed so far away." - Percy Jackson & the Olympians book 2 The Sea of Monsters page 200
I got uploaded!
11 August 2014 #11August2014
"That's a little much." - Satan
As long as it's not a red pancake