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@Abusive Breasts, and blue waffles
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@Abusive Breasts, and the cups I get from two girls!
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@DeviIs Advocate, and peaches 👅🍑
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@Abusive Breasts, you know the ones with "chocolate icecream"
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@Abusive Breasts, "hey honey, whats this bukkakke recipe that keeps coming up?... ...OH MY GOD!!!"
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"What's truffle butter? Can u give me the recipe?"
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@that nice girl, sure can
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@that nice girl, I am now curious as to what that is.
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wha- what is this meme?
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his fate is sealed
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*Buzz and Woody meme* Porn. Porn everywhere.
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RUN BlTCH RUN.
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You're already married. Why would you worry about this? If you're in a good, healthy, and stable relationship then you don't really have to worry about them finding out about your porn fetishes or the fact that you watch porn. Everyone does it anyway.
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@CrustyMcballs, besides- some women like to know what their guys are checking out. Maybe we can find something else to "get you going"
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@CrustyMcballs, IT'S A TRAP!!
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@CrustyMcballs, you have clearly never been in one of those kinds of relationships
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@Darthballz, how would you know?
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@CrustyMcballs, What you wrote is a fantasy for the vast majority of married people and a reality for a tiny minority. Real life doesn't work that way for most. Relationships are fragile things, married or not, and your wife may not appreciate that you fantasise about Fvcking step moms or sister, or some random at a bar or on a bus in front of a crowd.
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You in for a treat.....sex tonight
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Now, we wait and pray
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I don't have any porn on my computer, I do all that on my phone.
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It's ok. If she's like a generic wife she won't know how to look at the history
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@Meta, but there's always... Auto fill
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She should search for some blueish waffles. I've heard their good looking.
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That's why you use incognito mode.
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I accidentally posted this on an other pic but whatever. Plot twist: she uses recipes as a cover to look up porn.
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Hehe Prawns.
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*finds porn* "o I love this one, you want to watch with me?" *remembers why I married her*
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"Hey Honey, should we have a blue waffle for dinner and cream pie as dessert?"
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@Anonymous Jack III, why the Fvck would he search up blue waffle in open browser history? Or at all?
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@I heard you liek, Because if he's THAT worried about his wife looking for recipes on his computer, he's probably got some nasty sh!t on there already.
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"Hey honey, i was looking up potato salad and"
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Honey, what is justinbeibernaked.com?
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Does anyone use private browsing? Like Incognito or something?
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The struggle is real
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God help this man...
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"Google, find me the recipe for-" "Butt Fvck slvts go nuts 69?" "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh............... Sure!"
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"Honey, I was searching for a good cream pie recipe. I have seen things, unspeakable things."
Oh boy I love cream pies