Looked like a paraplegic jellyfish
@Koochdog, Aren't all jellyfish paraplegic because they don't have a backbone?
@CaptainQuzzle10, some are more handicapable than others..
@Koochdog, and only the zodiac killer would handshake like that
So Cruz is dropping out so he might as well reveal his identity as the zodiac killer
@MauricioSamson, like hell he his!
@MauricioSamson, the bastard's tainting my good name
@MauricioSamson, he did and he revealed his last victim: the Republican Party
@Lord Commander Snow, joke creds to some guy on the Internet
I don't understand how the most dislikable candidate ever thought making the second most dislikable candidate ever his vp was a good idea
I think politicians are becoming more and more awkward
It's just human Ted Cruz doing a normal human handshake
I really don't get the whole "Zodiac killer" thing, can someone explain it to me please? (By the way I'm British, that's probably why I don't know)
@CheekiBreeki, I think it came from an interview on a talk show, where the host asked him what his favorite cereal is, and he responded "like, breakfast cereal, or serial killer?"
@Jakespeare, Hmm, that's makes some sense, thank you