I wanted a boop an unreasonable amount
@Fear Boner, no we all desire a boop
I wonder if there’s good meat on a giraffe. Their legs look delicious to me...
@I Are Lebo, you know i immediately would guess it’s gamey. But their diet isn’t far off from other livestock. But then again they haven’t been breed to be delicious like other livestock. Only way to know is to try it.
@I Are Lebo, Their tongues are especially long too, you’d be surprised what they can do! And for this reason I can never return to the zoo!
@Zeni, metal. 🤘😝
@BearDaniels, I was visiting my brother this week, and he has a painting over his guest toilet that had photorealistic giraffes on it, and I couldn’t stop looking at the upper legs and wondering what the meat would be like.
My brother’s a pretty hard core vegan, though. So I kept that thought to myself.
@I Are Lebo, Goat. It's all goat.
@BearDaniels, what do you mean by it's gamey?
@addibruh, gamey means tough and chewy. Wild animals develop a lot stronger muscles than animals bred for meat, and so the meat is tougher and harder to consume.
@I Are Lebo, I've also wondered this, along with plenty of other animals including: lions, tigers, zebra, panda, penguin, etc.
@Lellow0079, I’d expect panda would be fairly fatty.
I have three rules for food I will not try, and everything else I’ll try at least once if given the opportunity.
1. Nothing that I actually want as a pet. Basically boils down to no dog.
2. Nothing that is capable of resisting me eating it. A slightly more specific way of saying nothing that’s still alive.
3. Nothing that can kill me by me eating it, excluding from choking. For instance I will not eat blowfish. I don’t care how tasty it is, if it’s something that prepared wrong will poison me, I don’t want any.
@I Are Lebo, it may be fatty but I won't know unless I try! As for blowfish I've decided that if I ever end up on deathrow, slim chance but hey nothing's certain, it's going to be my last meal. This way if it's prepared wrong, I get poisoned and die. If it's prepared right, I live only to turn around and die
@Lellow0079, I doubt death by poisoning will be pleasant though.
@I Are Lebo, painful or not is not the point here
@Lellow0079, I dunno. Still seems not worth it to me. If I was about to be executed, I have higher items I’d go for than blowfish.
If I was going to use the opportunity to actually have a good last meal, I’d go for high end baby back ribs. If I was going to use my last meal to fück with my soon to be executors, I think I’d demand human flesh. Both for the curiosity factor as well as making them have to either deny me my last request or struggle to find a legal way to procure edible human flesh.
Is this Melmen in the early years?
Hello secret camera
Just checking if I have something in my teeth
Is this furry porn
@KittyVonClaude, no it's the toys are us giraffes back room casting couch
Busted. They found your camera
Where is this, a giraffe locker room
“I don’t want to grow up I’m a Toys R Us kid!”
“Giraffes! They sleep 3 hours a day but they don’t fear the reaper”
“You thought you could contain us. You were wrong.”
Giraffewitz 1944, colorized