Totally really definitely happened
@Dave the barbarian, *smashes [x] repeatedly*
@Dave the barbarian, *punches thru button*
@Dave the barbarian, I normally like to think these things happen but there's no way. This is the most unbelievable story
@The Meme Professor , gives another X button
@18bluecat, yeah there’s no way he would’ve gotten through the first sentence without a large “REEEEEEEEEEEEE” and 10 Amazonian darts in his abdomen
@Tyrellious, No way he would have gotten through the door without it.
@Dave the barbarian, -replaces all keys on keyboard with X. Proceeds to slam face against it to express doubt-
@Lolsy, I’m confused what this X thing is... can you explain?
@MrTsquared, It's from the game LA Noire, you play as a cop in 1947 Los Angeles. When interviewing witnesses and suspects, and they tell you some information, you can press a button to react to it, the X button being used to express doubt towards their statement. A certain face from the game with the button prompt "X = Doubt" became a meme. Hope this helps
...and then all the teachers clapped
@prxjxct, Yeah, this feels like one of those stories just on the other side of the political spectrum.
@Dweeebus, FVCK. FVCK. FVCK. FVCK. Fvckin beat me to it. Goddammit.
And that feminist president was Albert Einstein.
@friendhamster, this had me laugh like an idiot
As much as I wish this happened, lies like this only give credit to the feminists.
Have you ever seen a “feminist?”
An individual in the back began clapping, that man's name? Albert Einstein.
Right because feminism is only about body image and earnings 🙄 (and no I’m not talking feminazi crap either)
And then everybody clapped
That's not true, people can't debate their opinions anymore with logic and understanding
@theboatandcarman, YES THEY CAN, IM YELLING LOUDER THAN YOU SO I MUST BE RIGHT
Great short fictional piece
I really want this to be true but it's impossible. People are rarely speechless, they may throw a bad arguement your way but people only drop each attack like this in arguements in your own head
@Dephenistrator, also the fact that every single thing this dude says is soooo easily dismissible, you’d have to be an idiot to not put him in his place after the first thing he said
This unironically having positive upvotes is a bad sign
And then I woke up
After a whole semester of hairy armpits I want a dumb blonde.
I really doubt this happened but anyway, evidence suggests that there is a wage gap. Usually not within the same company, but women doing a similar job in the same field tend to earn about $.94 to a mans dollar (not this ridiculous $.70 that’s always quoted)
@griffinstorme, bruh.... why are you taking this seriously?