Short girls everywhere are dying. They can’t reach the cabinets to get their shake bottles, or even normal glasses.
With your donation of just 25¢ per day, we can buy them stilts so they can live normal lives.
@PBnJ, O or they could hire me for free to help lift them off the ground every time they need to reach a high shelve
@PBnJ, b1tch I got a step stool
That's the opposite of a problem
@SqurtieMan, I’d let her sit on my face.
I'm going out on a limb here. But, I'm pretty sure she could've reached that normally
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, don’t you tell her
Giiiiiiirrrrl... get yo feet off the counter! We make food there
Looks like my dessert is up on the counter again.
Right like they all sit on their knees and wear tight forming gym clothes to be accidental caught trying to get something from the shelves
and i think i need to change the ol undies
Short girls are made that way so they fit under desks easier.
Attention seeker problems*
Not that I have any issues with that, though.