I see Amazon now includes whales with their Prime shipping
Someone engaged the improbability drive
@Thatman69, they found a smashed, yet indifferent looking pot of petunias close by
@Thatman69, "Hello ground!"
@Thatman69, that game was my first true romantic love
@brenno263, dang it i thought it was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, came here to check. But it could be both? i dont remmembee
@tard in space, maybe? Improbable island borrowed a lot from hh's guide
@Commander Peanuts, oh no, not again
@Thatman69, was gonna give a like, but is at 42 likes now...
You see, the whales are actually the most advanced society in the world but this miscalculated the teleportation and ended up in the amazon forest instead of on the secret moon base.
@The Flame War, the whales moon base protects us from the space vampires.
SIMPSONS DID IT!
"Who'd thought a whale could be so heavy? Cheese it! The feds!"
@ TouchMyCatEars, the best damn line in that episode!!
@megamanx181x, I love that whole episode because it combined 2 of my favorite shows at that time. I havent really kept up with the Simpson's for many years but I have the X-Files box set and movies and can watch them any time of the day. I think it will always be my favorite show.
@ TouchMyCatEars, a sexy moulder pic in his badge wallet hehe
@ TouchMyCatEars, that was awesome I thought this and it was already posted satan bless
@ TouchMyCatEars, you are an X-Files fan too?? We must meet in actual real life
@Not him again, and have an all day and night binge marathon. I'll bring my box, set you bring snacks??
@megamanx181x, dat Speedo. So damn funny!
@megamanx181x, I personally like
"So I says red M&M, blue M&M they all turn out the same color in the end"
I didn't know how far inland this was, so I just imagined a whale spawning in the middle of the forest
@SqurtieMan, The same way squid spawn on any body of water in minecract?
looked it up, only 50 feet from the shore. likely it was high tide that pushed it there.
@Tumbleweed, this article's title is actually misleading because they do know how it got there. It's exactly what you just said. The whale itself is literally *just* beyond the tree line; these photos make it look like it's in the middle of the woods purely to further the fiction.
IIRC (I read the articles on it too but it was a while ago) the confusing part isn't how it got in the woods but why it's in that part of the world to begin with, since this particular species of whale was thought to live mostly on the other side of the world? I could be wrong though.
The Simpsons, predicting the future once again
Alien 1: You know what’d be really fvcking funny to do to the humans?
Alien 2: I’m listening
Moe is still up to no good eh??
Was there a bowl of petunias next to it?
Haven't you ever of a sky whale??
Aha! Got eem!