Wubba lubba dub dub
So according to my wife, one night I threw the covers off of us, sat up and said"did you see that?"
She responded "see what?"
Me: "the black magic"
Her: "what are you talking about?"
Me:"nevermind. I'm just hallucinating" I then proceeded to laugh maniacally and fall back to sleep.
I have no memory of any of this.
@GunSupporter, had an ex exclaim "It's time to make the donuts!" In an angry manner before going promptly back to sleep.
@GunSupporter, in highschool my friends were staying the night at my house and, apparently, in the middle of their match I sat up grabbed both their shoulders and said very seriously "stay away from the yellow truck, it's dangerous"
Too this day they won't take the same road as yellow trucks. I still don't remember it
@GunSupporter, once I was out camping with some friends and one who couldn't sleep but was just about to fall asleep said that I said "storm the beaches" at like 3 am and it got him awake ready to go.
Another time my roommate said I was rustling around a lot when I fell asleep with my door open and then all of a sudden I shouted "diplomacy!"
@GunSupporter, I apparently started singing “I’m a Barbie girl!” Then stopped and asked my wife if she knew it. She sang some, then I fangirled, being so excited that she knew the song, and just repeated “you do know it!” A couple times before passing back out. It was right after I started a new job doing hard physical labor years ago.
Wait another dimension and eat cats?? The monster from stranger things 2?!?
@megamanx181x, Do they eat Barbs too?
@Weird Porn Stash, too soon. ..
@megamanx181x, God man... he had a name.
@Canis Arktos, dart!
@megamanx181x, isnt it from Hellboy 2
I was dead asleep. Sat up, pulled four push pins off of a metal picture hanging up and it slammed on the floor. My girlfriend asked why I did that and I said I didn’t want the push pins to fall on me. She said “they were falling on you” I then said “I DIDNT want them to fall on my FVCKING FACE SARAH” then I stuck one in the wall. I woke up and saw the push pin and I turn to my girlfriend and say “wait that was real???” She said “yes!!! Why are you such a dick when you’re asleep?!”
The stories in this post made me laugh to tears 😂
I my brothers sleep talk and it is hilarious to hear them.
I’ve had full conversations with people who are sleeping. Weird, mind altering conversations, but still
He has made contact with the space Chinese.
My mom told me that my dad once said "if it wasn't for you meddling kids" in his sleep
I just remembered a camping trip while I was trying to sleep but these two guys wouldn't let me. Suddenly, my brother sat up and said out loud: "No! Don't press the button!" I was trying hard not to laugh, 'cause the other guys thought I was already asleep. He then laid down again.
Sadly, after a while,my other brother sat down too, and started shouting incomprhensible stuff. He also laid down after that. They didn't didcover me, but I didn't sleep that night.
Sorry about that mate's, sometimes I try to do voices as I imagine what ya'll sound like over in America and sometimes I read those English memes about having a giggle and swearin on me mum.
Americans have accents?
@InterestingPun , Yes, of course, not only that, but different regions of America have different accents. You can't hear your own accent, and everyone thinks they don't have one themselves.
@InterestingPun , everyone who speaks a language has an accent
@InterestingPun , if you annunciate correctly, then you don’t have an accent. British people say all their words wrong. Australians, too. Wait... is it racist to say that? Am I a racist now?