Me: I think I like someone.
My brain: No you don’t, now get back to obsessing over 2D women.
@Pangbot, 348247, search and enjoy then
@Pangbot, ah, thanks brain.
@Pangbot, *swipes left*
Screw that button. I'm totally loveable! You just have to look past my morbid personality, ever increasing dark humor, and my fondness for everything weird! That and I have to like you. Things don't look too good.
@thegermanman927, Don’t forget your terrible looks that you don’t notice because you see yourself every day...
@Blasphemy is Fun, Look, if people can't love me for my personality alone then I'm totally screwed. I'm totally screwed.
@thegermanman927, dont worry, I am rather the same.
Me: Oh wow, I think I like her
My brain: Okay cool get to know her and befriend her, then see if you’re still into her and accept her for who she is.
Me: Great idea, Brain!
*seven long years of being best friends with girl I have crush on*
Me: I’m simultaneously happy but also depressed.
I relate to this so much, it hurts. Just add “afraid you’ll screw up and/or she’ll get bored of you” and you got me in general
This would be me if you skipped the because step
I'm just really not worth the effort and disappointment so why bother