Fu*k you! You left me there to fend for myself and I also saved your a*s fro
m being obliterated by the didact. Eat a di*k a*shole.
@MasterChiefSierra117, hey thank the Librarian
How will he eat those?
@forgottenbuttmonkey, he's master chief, he does what he wants
@forgottenbuttmonkey, he puts them in the back of his helmet, lke Cortana.
Plot twist: it's just air in a bag
@Joefred890, GOD DAMMIT I MEANT LOL WHAT CHIPS
@Joefred890, stupid send button
@Joefred890, Boy, That escalated quickly
@Joefred890, next person to get to the update early should start a petition to move the send button
@Uncle Nipple, i would like this so
@Unofficial Badass, oh no not this again, how everyone's gonna send
@Unofficial Badass, unfinished comments
Seriously though, in the game I wanted the cheif to curbstomp him.
"Lay off me man"
*squints* is....that...a packet of lays chips?
Rofl knife demands blood Todd listen, "Blood pls k thx bi"
28 January 2014
I hated halo four, they took away all the vehicles *BUT ADDED THE MANTIS SO THATS ALL BETTER LOL NOE*, they shortened the campaign to 2.3 hours, turned the multiplayer into cod, and did a HORRIBLE JOB with the campaign
@Jax885, I liked the campaign. A lot actually, I was really pleased with it. I also liked the change over of controls. Yes I am a COD person, I am also a battlefield person. I never could get into halo though, after the control change I got into it so easily.
The dialogue in that scene was worse than in a Michael Bay movie. Do you know who in the nine circles of fvck that is? The godamn master chief, motherfvcker. You do not give him attitude. You do not look at the savior of the galaxy and your wrinkly egocentric ass, and tell people to arrest him. He was fvcking sh!t up back when you were still sucking d!ck for a promotion. You are useless. You are a worm. You are a disgrace
@Kangaroo Jacked, calm your tits
@Obito Uchiha, undo the calamity that is your mammaries
@Kangaroo Jacked, you seem pretty jacked...
@Obito Uchiha, calm your chips
@Obito Uchiha, I refuse to de-stress my breasts
@Kangaroo Jacked, hold up with those B cups
I was so happy when Cortana died, she was getting more annoying than a pissed off GPS
@Carnival Cruise Ship, Your opinion has no power here!
@Dyrewulff , I found her extremely b1tchy. She would give me instructions on how to break into a covenant base quietly and the only weapons I have is a fuel rod and rocket launcher, NOTHING is going to be quite. But I guess y'all liked her because you could start at boobs I guess.
@Carnival Cruise Ship, I liked her because who wouldn't want an AI in their head that they can talk to?
@MAN THE HARPOON, the only positive I can think of is Red vs. Blue, because Church is actually an A.I., but in my head neh. Music is home to that
@Carnival Cruise Ship, i grew with Cortana, and she was with us to the end. She was Master Chief's humanity, when he himself is in fact the machine. Master Chief deeply cared for her, and she him. Eventually, I too have come to care. It's not about the model, but the character.
@Carnival Cruise Ship, u just went full retard! Never go full retard, mann!!!
@Carnival Cruise Ship, Shhhhhhhhhhh-utthefvckup.
Literally just played through that part again yesterday!
I am ordering you TO SURRENDER THAT AI!