Hey girl, Wanna see my nut stash? ;)
@Gray the Dragonborn, J'Zargo rather see you step down as Arch Mage.
@JZargo, I don't think t- *pats pockets* hey.. Did you pickpocket me??
@Gray the Dragonborn, errr... J'Zargo must be leaving now...
@JZargo, *uses paralyze shout* well, it has been a while since I've had some pussy..
@Gray the Dragonborn, *sweats profusely and signs out of app*
@JZargo, *uses technology shout* GET BACK HERE AND BEND OVER FUS ROH BRUHGSGDHDGYDHX
@JZargo, *walks around with a crowbar* herreee kitty kitty kitty kitty
With the new axe squirrel spray the squirrels will be so fresh that they won't be able to keep their hands off of themselves
@Luckytoes, that is a chipmunk
Easy, breezy, cover squirrel!
I feel like I just watched the beginning to some soft porno.
That's a chipmunk
@FriscosGreatest, I know right
That's a lot of shades of gray.
Play some smooth jazz that has a black guy with a super deep voice while watching this. You won't regret it
bow chicka wow wow
"Hello... Was it me you're looking for?... I can see it in your eyes..."
This is a chipmunk...I'm not trying to ruin your puns or anything...BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL CHIPMUNKIAN HISTORY, THIS IS A CHIPMUNK!!!!!
@Thainthood, Alvin is gonna have more luck with the ladies.
Maybe she's born with it.
@The Asian Guy, maybe it's maybelline.
So majestic the comments disappeared
I nEeD iT!!!
*soft saxophone in the background*