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Microsoft: “New and improved!” “Now with a greater selection of unoriginal ports, all new features delivering amazing Woke™ compliance, fun new ways to force micro-transactions, and jam packed with even more surveillance tools than ever before...” PC: “Good... your journey to the dark side is nearly complete, Darth Console.” “Soon, you will bring the paying public... to me.” Sony, Nintendo: “MS, what are you doing?” PC: “Oh, I’m afraid MS can’t hear you anymore. MS has succumb to the combined trappings of GetWoke and greed. MS is lost to you now.” *maniacal laughter* Customers: “whuh..... meh. *shrug* Whatever. What’s it on? Yeah, PC’s fine.”
Wtf happened to the mini fridge?