Aren’t allergies technically a glitch of the immune system over reacting?
Epilepsy is a bad one, I have it, shjt sucks. My meds keep it away though
this is false
@Glossary , yeah I thought one of the leading theories is that monkeys have it so they dont die falling out of trees
Walking into a room and forgetting why you went there.
Getting a Woody outta nowhere
@A simple jar of dirt, That's not actually a glitch. Penis with blood = boner, penis without blood = flaccid, flaccid = little nutrients and oxygen. Random boners are basically your dick saying "HELP ME I CAN'T BREATH" and your brain saying "HELP IS ON THE WAY!!!"
@codyl, I hope you're joking
@A simple jar of dirt, nope, that's why you get morning wood. Your body is like "well hes paralyzed right now, it won't get in the way"
@codyl, following that logic would mean that males would have an erection all the time. We have blood circulating there all the time no matter what, it's when blood gets in the spongy dick tissue that causes an erection.
@codyl, I automatically read that in Mrs. Doubtfire’s voice, and then pictured “her” squeezing the hell out of that guy lol.
@A simple jar of dirt, well "no blood" was an over simplification, flaccid = low blood flow. Have you (assuming you're a guy) ever just gotten "chubbies" at random times during the day? That's getting a little extra blood flow.
Now this is in post puberty, from my understanding during puberty the "random" (no staring at boobs or fantasizing) is because of the blitzkrieg of hormones going on in the body.
@USMC83, *boner pops up* helloooooooo! (I'll leave it up to you to figure out where the cream pie on the face comes from)
@USMC83, boy this guy likes to debate with everything including erections isn’t gay at all, get a life already that’s really annoying
I’ve witnessed my brother do this in the car once. He sprawled our like a starfish and grabbed everting he could in the car. It was hilarious to watch
The weirdest one is the one where you get sick and ur body is just like "oh hey im sick time to send out the antibodies to take care of that" *antibodies kill pancreas for no fvcking reason* "whoops now i got diabeetus"
@speedway guy, didnt happen to me but i know several ppl with diabetes so yea
The one where you just bite your own tongue spontaneously
I was told that it's a leftover survival instinct from when we were monkeys. The safest place to sleep was in trees, because majority of predators were on the ground that's why you wake up so violently if it thinks it's falling or about to
This is incorrect. It's because as you fall asleep your muscles relax giving the sensation that youre body is not supporting itself any more. The only other time that happens is when youre falling so it's a false positive reflex.
Putting the balls on the outside
Ok that sentence gave me a headache.
@Jojooverdrive, appendix is usfull soppsedly cause dont remember well its a good gut bacteria safe spot
@Cuactemoc4919, the appendix has a mixture of immune cells and good gut bacteria. Your body uses this back up to recover quicker from infections.
@Policeiu, exactly but you how humans are. One cant say the skybis blue without one contradicting. So i learned to not say facts but instead say it could be this. Works better. And im not that smart. Amazing how humans think im smart when im only infromed that there are things i dont know.
@Cuactemoc4919, whatever you tried to say in that comment has caused me to have an appendectomy
@Cuactemoc4919, bro.... give me your dealers number. Apparently hes slinging better shlt than I'm smokin