Actually, Doctor, I haven’t had sex ever. *Faps miserably while crying*
@Midnite St0rm, I’ve gone longer my guy
@Midnite St0rm, well some left hand shame is somewhat sex
I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I needed to stop masturbating. When I asked why, he said, “ I’m trying to do a proctology!”
His sperm changed species?
@megamanx181x, tadpoles to froggie bois
@SeussAlmighty, Froggies? More like dooooogggggiieeeess cause you’re a bitch
holy repost. this is old.