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@Dephenistrator, Whomever said the rhyme did the crime! Dephenistrator!... ewwwwwwwww
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@Dephenistrator, People who hated you: 65012. Ouch.
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@tha5th, longest urination: 42 seconds.....
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@seeUpee, you say that like I'm in denial and not proud of this crime?
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@Dephenistrator, Ahahaha hell yeah! I always claim all my farts. I will be at Kroger with my gf and if she doesn’t hurry up I will drop a bomb, hang out for a few seconds and bail. In the isle over I can hear her go “DUDEEEE!!!” It makes me laugh so hard everytime
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@seeUpee, DUDEEE! that's hilarious!
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@tha5th, lotsa people on the internet
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@Dephenistrator, claw machine prizes won: 0, dang
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@AceWolf456, those things are more rigged than any fair game I've ever played!!!!
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@Dephenistrator, only 37,567? Pfft! Rookie!
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@AJMalone, i think i could do that in a week if i eat the right foods
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Well I guess it does count even when your dead
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@megamanx181x, doesnt matter had sex
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Had some serious health issues or something, -61 pints of blood donated...
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@ViktorGodrik, i read -61 and came to see if anyone commented on it. I see it as he's taken blood. Otherwise it would just say blood donated: 61 pints
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Uhh 500 doesnt sound like a lot. Unless you're talking about number of partners, in that case... gross...
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@ThePandaPool , I'm trying to reach a new high score, man. Leave me alone.
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@ThePandaPool , 'people who liked you 410' Yeah this guy belongs in hell if its 500 partners
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@TheBigJ, oh god. I didn't notice. That's fvcking funny.
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37 tons of chocolate is a lot
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Blood donated: -61 pints? That means he was given 61 pints and didnt donate any. That greedy bastard!
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This would be pretty awesome if I’m being honest. I’d like to see all my stats when I get to where I’m going. I would really like to know if I’ve eaten the equivalent of a single person’s cells in my lifetime, therefore making me a passive cannibal.
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42 sec for longest pee? Rookie numbers
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Those are rookie numbers
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Is that the spaghetti monster I've heard so much about.
Farts Smelt: 37567 Farts Dealt: 37567 Thee who smelt it, dealt it!