Who said romance was dead
You be Donald, I'll be Mickey
I think I'm doing it right
@I shjt you not, I almost made a Dolan joke. But I think they've been replaced by Mickey's Fingers jokes.
@I shjt you not, so I'm Donald....do I take off your gloves now?
@Snakes, they're already off 😬
@I shjt you not, NONONONONONONOPEFVCKTHISFVCKTHATNONONONONOPENEVERNOTONCEINMYLIFENOPENOPENOPE
@I shjt you not, did you change your avatar just for that joke? I'm impressed
@HotDogVendor, no, I was thinking of keeping this
@I shjt you not, well, I'm not complaining
@I shjt you not, But I wanna use the glove!
@I shjt you not, okay. :)
@I shjt you not, im gonna stuff you with my dickey
@personalititties, *goes in for a handshake*
@I shjt you not, "oh boy!"
@I shjt you not, gooby pls
Boy: do you want to see my cock
Boy:sends picture of rooster
@xSparkySharky, girl: I've see more impressive cocks at the grocery store, good night.
@Channing Taintum , good to knowbChanning Taintums into that kinda thing...BTW...I'm looking for a new altar boy...interested? : D
@da freakin pope, well my comment was continuing the dialect between boy and girl, thus the "girl:" mentioning..... But if da freakin pope needs an alterboy then who am I to say no !
I LOVE LASAGNA!!
@Lord Grumpledorf, Not since the accident
@Lord Grumpledorf, meatballs for me.......;)
@SimonPetrikov, I get this reference
What a time to be alive
Hey babe. Want me to stick my melon in you and I will melonate your a$$
@Melonnator3000, What does that even mean?
Still better love stories than Twilight.
So...yesterday I did my good deed for the year. A state trooper was having some trouble with his debit/credit cards not working while getting dinner for his family at subway, so I stepped in and offered a favor. It felt great helping someone in need. If you happen to be on here just want to say hi!
The last one are the two greatest things in the world.
Nose emoji, it's a dick
Girl: LASAGNA. Me: *throw up sound*
Pretty sure I just saw this on Chive last night... But glad to see it again!
That last one has got sold.
"I won't shove meatballs up your but."
So in the 5th frame, does she mean to imply that she's gonna give him a "nose job"?