Such a good friend
inb4 the "both, both is good" comments
@MrJojo, sorry I just cleaned my hands off, what was that?
@MrJojo, A man went to the great philosoper, and asked him whether large or small breasts were better. The philosopher asked him how much cash he had on him. The man pulled a $20 bill from his pocket and presented it. "Which would have the greater mass, the bill or $20 in coins" asked the philosopher. "The coins, by a large margin" replied the man. The philosopher smiled and asked, "Ah, but which would have the greater value". The man was enlightened.
@Systolic Sean, doing gods work, praise be
@Systolic Sean, #boobsthispic
Most bìtches look flat next to mommy's sloberknocker milk truck tìts over here
I don’t see any flat mates here…
Did they reboot 2 Broke Girls?
I hope I’m good looking enough for a drunk hookup
I'm just happy to be here
They both look good, am I missing something?
@beastcortez, the dark haired girl has more personality I believe
@beastcortez, It’s a play on word - “flat mate” meaning “flat chested friend” because one of them is stacked like the Empire State Building, and one isn’t.
@celtics313131, not gonna lie, I like her smile more. Pretty sure you’re right on the money.
The two types of titties I like, barely there and YUGE!
She’s a carpenters dream
@Man with a Cat, cause… cause she has wood?
@Man with a Cat, flat as a board and easy to nail?
@Canis Arktos, I wish
Why do both those faces look photoshopped on?
If a short girl got some tig ol Bittys does that mean a short dude can have a jumbo penis?
@FAHhQ, short dude here. Yeah, no jumbo penis for me.
Nothin flat there!