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@RogueKnight, iirc they don't actually plan to attack humans but we look like seals when swimming (their eyes are sh1t) but normally they don't care for us. Probably depends on the type of shark.
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@owanobi, exactly. They mistake us for their normal food.
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@RogueKnight, he like, bro, the fvck you wearing?
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You’re more likely to die of Covid-19 than a shark attack. Whoops....what I meant to say was.....I mean.....um
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If we were merhuans sharks would have been our canine equivalent
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That’s easy to say with a reef shark. I’d shït my suit if I was out in the open w a great white.
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Just a lil nibble will do no harm blub blub
Having come face to face with a shark while scuba diving, I can say this is accurate. I think the shark was more scared than I was.