Tyler, stop it
@DrSin, I prefer facial hair but clean shaven can be nice too
@ TouchMyCatEars, yuck! When you make out with a guy, you like it poking all over your face?
Not speaking from experience... just wondering?!
Get off my case!!!
@seeUpee, I don't mind it, it never bothered me. Just like guys with lots o' pubes, no bother.
@ TouchMyCatEars, blah... to me is like cigarette breath... can never get pass it... no matter how hot she is.
@seeUpee, some guys like pubes some don't. I don't like to have them because it makes me feel kinda dirty. The guy I'm taking a break from likes full bush because he's real old school.. My rebellious side says to shave it off NOW.
@DrSin, i can’t, man. i shave, he shaves too!
@Tyler643, nah bro get the rugged look going , or the homeless look
@ TouchMyCatEars, i like growing it out but it becomes a pain to take care off, and in the summer it suuuuuucks ass, but I keep a shadow going
@DrSin, too much of a perfectionist to let it grow out... I always keep it nicely trimmed... Makes the tree trunk look even more massive than what it already is.
@ TouchMyCatEars, i rock a goatee but keep most other places shaved. Used to shave my armpits pretty regularly but now only once in a while
@seeUpee, way different kind of shadow lol? That’s not what I was talking about but you gotta keep that area clean, and nice looking
@DrSin, most definitely! A nice landscaping lures them in... doesn’t matter if the house is garbage...
@DrSin, nice. shadow stubble can be really hot.
@Guy Fawkes, you're the first guy I've heard openly admit to shaving his pits. Why do guys find it weird to shave there? It feels good to have the breeze blow on your bare pits when it's hot out.
@ TouchMyCatEars, i have no idea hahaha. And it feels fantastic, less BO too.
@ TouchMyCatEars, i shave my armpits, as well. never liked having hair there. i’m also a lifeguard idk i shave, like, everything
@Tyler643, even your butt hole ?
@Tyler643, if you ever need a dummy to practice CPR on ;)
@Tyler643, oh damn.. is it getting hot in here?
@seeUpee, you wait your fvckin turn!
@ TouchMyCatEars, hey, I known him longer! You get behind me! NO CUTSIES!!!
@seeUpee, behind you, you say?
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@ TouchMyCatEars, strap on time
@DrSin, I will peg the shjt outta him. Literally.
@DrSin, especially my butt hole
@ TouchMyCatEars, make sure he has a limp for a few days
@Tyler643, dope ! My man
@ TouchMyCatEars, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! My booty muscles are on point! Impenetrable! Doubt you even get past my cheeks! But go on, let’s see those thrusting skills!
@seeUpee, oh you gonna regret that, your ass is mine now!
@DrSin, he ain't gonna shjt right for a month
@ TouchMyCatEars, oh CatEars... CatEars... I have spent countless nights around my bros at the frat house... you got nothing on me!
@ TouchMyCatEars, gonna be tasting rubber for a mount
@Tyler643, wait. is shaving your butthole not the norm? How the hell do you people deal with that? Theres only downsides to a hairy asshole, its harder to wipe, sweat collects on the hair, its far less appetizing.
@Guy Fawkes, not everyone has the same taste , I would know
@ TouchMyCatEars, Imagine kissing a dude with a beard after hes eaten soup but before hes cleaned it off.
@CocoasBro, would be just like eating a girl out that doesn’t shave and is extremely turned on so everything is wet
@seeUpee, what kind of girls you eating out that got hair down there as long as a dudes beard?
@CocoasBro, well I've licked a guy's face clean after he went down and made me cum so not much bothers me
@ TouchMyCatEars, well okay then clearly i cant gross you out.
@CocoasBro, sorry, I'm pretty desensitized to everything. 😒
@ TouchMyCatEars, hey man arnt we all.
@CocoasBro, honestly I hope so
@ TouchMyCatEars, I feel like thats a fact. Its the reason i end up laughing at most horror movies and not screaming.
@CocoasBro, same, bro. same.. especially torture porn.
@ TouchMyCatEars, Once youve masterbated to japanese girls puking in each others mouths you cant exactly go back to playboy.
Tyler this might be one of your most cursed Memes yet. Full of Subtle layers and background knowledge, like a work of renaissance art 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
@Fairy Squad Mother, I don't understand what's going on at all.
@18bluecat, I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, but a lot of people with beards have no chin. So when they shave they become uncomfortable to look at.
@Man with a Cat, So is there pretext where he has a beard? I feel like I'm missing a whole story.
Some people look good with a beard... some do not, this guy and myself included
@seeUpee, did you mean without? Cause that's a lot more common. I've noticed if you can grow a beard, you always look better with it than without
@Beggar Mugger, fine! I can’t grow shjt! Mine doesn’t connect and looks like a homeless man that got into a fight with a cheeseburger and tried to get the cheese off his beard with a knife!
@seeUpee, I know that pain. I had a neck beard for the longest time and nobody told me it looked like a 95 year old scarf that had been pulled from a dumpster fire so I went around thinking I looked sick. If all else fails, Rogain is really effective if used consistently
@Beggar Mugger, isn’t that to treat bold old people? My hair is fabulous! It straight unless I let it get long and it curls up... besides my dimples is what got me laid all these years! But to put hair growing guacamole on my face to make my beard connect... touché... touché... something new to try in my 30s
@seeUpee, yeah it usually is for old people but you can buy the active ingredient separately and apply it topically to your beard. A friend of mine used it and it worked really well but took some time. Also, no way! That's exactly how my hair is as well except it only get wavy when it's long not curly. I don't have dimples tho. I wish I did. I have the Itachi face lines instead lol
@seeUpee, dude mine too, I keep it long to hide neck fat, that’s it
That’s too far, that’s too much honesty
I use to have a goatee to look older but I’m all clean shaven to embrace my slightly younger looks
He can’t fold bed sheets lol
“I see you did too.”
The only reason to grow a beard is to cover up a weak chin.