Gold medal winner
*kills someone in the audience*
@AshFlexem, not with the arrow, but with dat åss.
@AshFlexem, *crowd goes wild*
@AshFlexem, MY LEG!
@Steins Gato, MY KNEE!
@AshFlexem, oh shīt that wasn't supposed to happen
@AshFlexem, I actually saw this on America's got talent. She didn't hit the bullseye but it was Damn close
Meanwhile I can almost run a mile in just a little over 5 and a half days
@Good Guy Satan, there reaches a point when the Olympics are no longer exciting and are just depressing.
@Good Guy Satan, no wonder I caught you sleeping
@Good Guy Satan, I can touch my toes some days.
@Good Guy Satan, it's said in exercise physiology class that death has a top speed of 3 miles per hour. This is due to studies done comparing death rates with walking speed. If you can maintain at least 3 mph for 1/2 mile, you're statistically not likely to die soon. Fun fact.
@Good Guy Satan, don't you have people who do that kind of stuff for you? By stuff, I mean exercise and killing people
Imagine the footjobs 😬
@Dexios S Divine, yes
She was on America's got talent and she's like 15.
Can she do that with my dick?
@Pandaramic, she's 15, so no.
@Anditazz, I mean, she could, it would just be illegal
I AM AROUSED
Bayonetta 3 will be set in medieval times it seems
Her name is Sofie dossie
@ARMBANDELCH, thanks bruv
But is she single
@flare09, yes, but 15 years old.
@Anditazz, haaaaa.....nevermind. jeezus
Give Katniss a medal yall
That's stupid hot
All the creepy comments... all aimed at a girl who's 15, 16 tops. Yeah, let that sink in...
@Suicide Squad Sucks, she looks like Orissa Kelly whose in her twenties
@TimeGlazedTsar, it's Sofie Dosi from the last season of America's Got Talent.
@TimeGlazedTsar, and she's 15 or 16. Not in her 20s.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, that's fine I thought it was the similar looking one in her twenties
@Suicide Squad Sucks, without knowing her age I would have said older. There is nothing wrong with liking an adult looking person. In some place she is an adult by law.
Meanwhile i trip on my own feet
"Does you have to wear black shiny Lycra?"
"Ok" *starts jerking off*
Did you see me evade her hand feet?
But can she do it on the... Nevermind
She must be a freak in bed
@Zergmare , Olympian in the streets, circus freak in the sheets
Oh yeah well I can make toast without always getting startled when it pops out
When you respec your character to have 99 dexterity
She didint skip leg day
She gives love a bad name...
Or you could use your hands like a normal person