Can relate right now. Its gonna sound like a jungle when we meet again.
@King Papi, Welcome to Jungle *that one sexy face everyone knows how to do but me*
Nah baby you ain’t collecting ima make you into a bank so you can save up all the dick you missed
This is the opposite of a problem
4 weeks worth of dick? That's gonna be about 4 seconds.
@benderama, man it doesnt sound like it but good luck trying to keep up. Its fvcking hard man
Good luck with that. You bring a drain snake?
@ThePandaPool , I don't know which hole that's going in and all possibilities terrify me
This was the best part of a long distance relationship, not gonna lie.
4 weeks? She's been gone for two months!
My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship (Ohio to Massachusetts), and we got an Airbnb for a weekend after not seeing each other for almost half a year. We had so much sex that weekend I'm still low on salty baby batter 3 months later.
She’s going to take you in the Amazon position