Not only is that a real cunt thing to do, but you ruined the cake for the rest of the party.
I hope they get sexually violated by a pterodactyl.
@shocking60, imagine the noises
@Leighton Baines, Is that not what sex is supposed to sound like?
@Jolee Bindo, I mean, for me it does.
@shocking60, and yet I thoroughly enjoy watching this, over and over again.
Candle through the eye RIP
@Leighton Baines, watch as I make this candle... dissappear!
*slams head into cake*
TADA. *jazz hands*
@Ser Waffle Knight, it's gone!
@Leighton Baines, holy moly it's the best LB in the league...
This angers me.
@A Math Dealer, mmhmm
That was vicious
Slam the cunt who did that into a brick wall.
Seriously, somebody make sure she's not breathing cake
what my grandma does when I go to her house and she has food made
Death by cake... probably in my top 5 ways I would like to die.
She just got knocked the fvck out!!!
Her: Mom, I am too old for a kid's party!
Mom: Oh honey, just blow out your candles.
Her: Ughhh. I wish I were dead!
If someone did this to me, I’d get the baseball bat.