Im the dad and i xan tell you this is true for both of us...
@MMSieBreeze, Well, as long as we’re both up...
@A Deformed Penis, that’s how that kid gets a little brother or sister
@MMSieBreeze, as I’m laying here at midnight as my infant is stirring in his bassinet beside me. What joy eh
Find your son's weed stash and you'll be eating,, then laughing, then sleeping in no time
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, bold of you to assume the kid is cool
@seeUpee, bröther, he just said he's going out and staying out late. He definitely has friends and is cool. Either that or he's going to cry and or worship the devil in a graveyard but his clothing attire doesn't insinuate that.
You gotta learn to over anal-ize everything like me.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, who says his friends aren't doing cool shjt in the graveyard?
@Chula Charlie, i would like to hear more about this cool shjt you do in a graveyard at night.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, excuse me but I am super dope during the witching hour don’t fücking test me
Kid: “Mom, you don’t look so well. You should try sleeping a bit more. Not sleeping isn’t good for you.”
Palps: “Good. Let the hate flow through you.”
If you want to sleep, don’t have a kid.
Same for dads as well and this is one of the many reasons I don't want kids.
My butt stinks
Not funny but wholesome
There's a lot of stuff they don't put in the Parenthood brochure.
Imagine seeing memes that show the constant dark side of parenting and then still wanting to breed
This is true. :(
My mom can relate
You worry to much